dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

[travellingwilbury]

Please , one more time , Who the buggery is Sharon ?

[Hullygully]

It's just tragic

[NettoSuperstar]

Tell him to fuck off you fucking fucker, and when you get there fuck off some more, oh and take fucking Sharon with him.

That'll tell him good and proper.

[mario91]

i dont know jeremy but the wall is magnolia and the wine was red and the carpet was white but it didnt go on the carpet it was just on the wall

[Hullygully]

do keep up TW, sharon is the one whose fault it is about the winey wall.

[travellingwilbury]

Was he like this before you painted the wall ?
Maybe the colour has affected his mood , maybe a calming green would be good for him .

[Bearcrumble]

I want to go to hispotal.

[Hullygully]

Now it's deffo a lie. There's no way the wine could go on the wall and not one drop on the carpet.

[Bearcrumble]

Is it in Turkey?

[mario91]

so do you think he should paint the wall because hes supposed to be resting but he threw the wine and im going to make a cup of tea now.

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

YABU to have a white carpet. And Magnolia walls.

[bullet234]

You do realise you are writing this on Mumsnet and not on your facebook page and that none of us have a clue who this Sharon is, don't you? .

[VinegarTits]

Sharon?
Dead wasp?
Stomach ulcer?
Wine stain on wall?
Clean carpet?

I think we are now getting somewhere in solving this mystery, carry on OP

[NettoSuperstar]

White carpet?

Who the hell has a white carpet?

Is Sharon a dirty ho?

[travellingwilbury]

Thanks Hully , that has helped .

Now do you think he has shagged Sharon or just lusted after her painting technique ?

I bet she would do calming meadow or some such loveliness for him .

[Bearcrumble]

He can't have it both ways. If he's well enough to drink booze and chase Sharon he's well enough to paint the wall.

[Hullygully]

I think sharon is a cat. It's one of those riddle things.

[Hassled]

I feel Sharon has been much maligned here. There is no evidence to suggest any wrong-doing on her part. Except for the wasp stuff.

[NettoSuperstar]

Why would it be in Turkey?

[travellingwilbury]

Do you really have a white carpet ? And magnolia walls ? Now that I am finding hard to believe . Maybe that is why he is so stressed , he is having flashbacks to his hospital room .

[Valpollicella]

I bet Sharon doesn't have white carpets

[MrSpoc]

I get it. Sharon was the hot nurse who had to give him his daily bed bath and Op is very jelous because her hubby cannot look at his wife the same again.

I still think you should leave him for Sharon. Also get rid of the white carpet. Shuddersssssssssssssss.

[Suncottage]

My eyes hurt

[VinegarTits]

Sharon could be a sheep? is he a farmer?

[NettoSuperstar]

TW, hospitals don't have carpets, though they might do in Turkey?