dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

I think you need to leave the wine alone now op.

Give it to me (or Sharon)

This thread has made me smile...thanks guys

Now, sit down with your tea
Phone a decorator for the wall.
The carpet is fine.
The wasp is dead.
Tell us all about Sharon.

Sharon has magnetic eyes and pneumatic buttocks.

shutit

Could you please put Sharon on? Go and fetch her - take my car.

Shazzer!

Have you come to paint? Or are there more wasps in your pocket?

Good point Netto , think I might have gone off track a wee bit there .

Now what was the point of this again ?

Oh yes Sharon , who the fuckery is Sharon and why does he like her ?
Why don't you like her ?
Why don't you invite Sharon round ?
Do you have any pampas grass ? Sharons like that stuff

If you think he fancies Sharon - is the wall really your priority?

Bugger the wall. It doesn't matter. Pick your battles. Grab a paintbrush and whap some magnolia over it and deal with the actual issue.

And I do mean that kindly, even though it may not read that way.

i don't fecking paint, me nails would be ruined - i just get a man in....

Oh thats right blame me, everyone always blames me

Shaz, have you had relations with the wine-thrower?

You lot are mean and you are norty.

i hope this isn't another thread about F&B paint.......

i ate too many truffles and now i feel sick but i have to go and put the dinner on and drink my cup of tea before dh gets home and ill speak to him about the wall because hes ruined everything and im so upset. can wasps still sting when there dead because i heard they can and i dont want to get stung today. i will be back online later and ill tell you if he has decded to paint th e awll.

Someone elses man perchance Sharon?
You fucking hoor.

her lounge is minging anyway, doesn't even have a proper fecking feature wall. i love a good feature wall with that posh wallpaper from b&q with the big purple flowers

Whoa. Too many Sharon's.

Oh, and to quote a dame I know...what the actual Jeff?!

:o at Hecate being nice and sensible.

Sharon - both of you - it's good to hear from you. I was waiting to hear from the wasp until I remembered it was dead.

Ok serious answer now

Yes he should paint the wall
And yes you should talk to him about Sharon , properly , without wine probably .

wtf is he doing at work? thought he was too pissed weak to even paint?

I am in love with SharontheHoor and I don't care who knows it. Let them throw wine.

Use a dustpan and brush for the wasp.

Don't sick up your truffles on the wall.

PMSL at VinegarTits whiteboard. I do think you need to add:

magnolia walls
white carpet
cup of tea

to the list.