dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

Put a frame around the wine stain with little sign saying:
The short temper
by xxxxxx
Xx. Xx. 2018

He will eventually paint over it. If not, you have a moder art piece.

@Claire90ftm

Humour? Fun? Allowing us to all laugh together?

I appreciate every grown woman here, every piece of genius with and the laugh of loud fun of it.

I'm a grown woman. I'm 34. I find this very entertaining. My life is gloriously fabulously interesting most likely beyond your wildest dreams. I love the quick witty intellect of this conversation. I do not consider shared laughter to ever be a waste of time.

Seriously Sharon, lighten up!

Sorry, what have I done?

Sashay away.

Claire90ftm. You do realise this thread was started 7 years ago, back in the days when we were actually allowed to have fun on MN without being told off for a slightly off-the-wall thread which does nobody any harm?!

Claire90ftm you don't have to read it ...god you sound like a right moaning old fuckwomble .

Loved this, really cheered me up!

Aww I loved old mumsnet. People are too sour faced these days for stuff like this. Shame.

This thread never gets old

Omg, im a new member here but have just spent the last hour reading this zombie thread! Hilarious, really needed this laugh today. We need more threads like these in our miserable world imo.

OMG - not that tart Sharon!

He's right though - she's smoking hot...

Oh God... I remember this when it happened. Several barmy threads wrote in a similar style. The days Mumsnet had me laughing until I cried. These days most people just sit waiting to put the boot in

Oh, and cheers!

Thanks @SharonMumsnet !!

Are you THE Sharon?

Oh my, how have I never seen this before - what a fabulous thread!!

.

I need Sharon in my life 😕

Where are you Sharon??

Can you imagine having a friend who made no sense? I imagine it would be like reading this thread, only in real life!

I feel like I've just been on some sort of drug. Who TF is Sharon!

Three more days and this thread is ten years old. I feel ancient.

@WallpaperLady

Can you imagine having a friend who made no sense? I imagine it would be like reading this thread, only in real life!

I feel like I've just been on some sort of drug. Who TF is Sharon!

More like who TF resurrects 10 year old threads?

It's there in classics for everyone to read and enjoy if they want to.

It doesn't need to be brought to everyone's attention.

@Georgimama

The OP's style is kind of reminding me of the Maggie Bloom stream of consciousness bit at the end of Ulysses. Very impressive. Took James Joyce years to perfect that style.

This is EXACTLY what I thought of too

Slightly less sensual though

The T-Rex in ASDA sent me here. I live for these surreal flights of imagination.

Sex-in-the-hedge, the goggly-eyed toy crows, and artisanal fat balls classics make me smile everytime I think of them. The Dead Wasp: Midsomer Murders was never this good. 😀