dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

[NettoSuperstar]

Oh fuck callroom Ballroom.

[AuntieMonica]

it's just i'm fairly new around here, but you caught my eye again





erm...would you like to come out for a drink with me sometime?

[Blu]

Gottit, guv.

[Hassled]

Why was the dishcloth mucky?

[BootyMum]

I still don't get it!

But never mind, it's now after 5pm and i'm sure will make it much better

And this thread more understandable!

[TheCowardlyLion]

And why was the wasp dead? Who killed it?

[LouMou]

I think we need more information. What does your cat think of Sharon. I heard shes a right cow and told him to throw the wine and eat your truffles. Oh yes.

[ChaoticAngelQueenofAnarchy]

The butler killed it

[Blu]

[ObiWan]

Until you/we get to the bottom of the Sharon thing, it might be wise to stick to pale food and white wine.
You might not be so lucky with the carpet next time.

[GhostofTheWasp]

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[Hullygully]

[travellingwilbury]

So come on then wasp , WTF went on here ?

[Mumofaflump]

I need to know if it was own brand wine or not? Also, did you get it from Waitrose or Asda. Or, did Sharon buy it for your husband?

[NettoSuperstar]

Was it Lambrini?

[ObiWan]

Well if the wine was from Asda it would have stripped the paint, and burnt a hole in the carpet.
But we know that the carpet is fine.
Maybe the fumes killed the wasp!?

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

He prefers Sharon because your dishcloths are mucky, Mario. You are a filthy slattern.

Sharon on the other hand is like Anthea Turner.

[GhostofTheWasp]

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[NettoSuperstar]

I've just been to the shop (for eggs) and was standing behind a woman buying Lambrini and doritos. She was also wearing see through leggings, and trust me, there was nowt you'd want to see under them.

Was that you Sharon?

[Maiasaurus]

DH just walked and said, "Mumsnet, again?"

I told him to read this thread as it is very funny.



DH comments, "Bit early for wasps. Classic red herring. Or a plant."

Now I am proper confused.

[GandTiceandaslice]

Maybe she has a red herring in the curtain pole, put there by Sharon.

[Psammead]

People, you disgust me. There are serious issues at stake here.

Wine has been spilled. Actual wine. Think about that for a moment, will you?

Why will NOBODY think of the WIIINE?

There are thirsty children in this world, and here, good wine is being casually tossed against walls. And all you can think about are wasps and truffles, I ask you.

[NettoSuperstar]

What's herrings and plants got to do with paint?

[travellingwilbury]

Just glad it wasn't my wine , and very unsure how he managed to not get any on the white carpet .

White carpet ? Now there is a red herring if ever I heard one . Who the hell has white carpets ?

[tak1ngchances]

DH is asleep on the sofa. I am reading this with STREAMS of tears as I am laughing so hard. He keeps twitching and going "what is it" but I am rendered incapable of speaking.
I would give anything to be a fly on the wall in Mario's house.
(Or maybe not, considering the fate of the wasp)