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425 replies

samysanju · 19/10/2010 22:29

Mortgage Deals

OP posts:
BoysAreLikeDogs · 19/10/2010 22:30

que?

bruxeur · 19/10/2010 22:31

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

I say - leave him!

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 19/10/2010 22:32

Have you tried hitting it with a spanner?

usualsuspect · 19/10/2010 22:35

Try vanish stain remover

Monty100 · 19/10/2010 22:36

Vinegar'll do it.

QuizteamBleakley · 19/10/2010 22:37

Yeah, and who's gonna pay for it? Us middle-class tax-payers, that's who

PersonalClown · 19/10/2010 22:37

If it moves and shouldn't...duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should...hammer.

Monty100 · 19/10/2010 22:39

Righty = tighty
Lefty = loosey

Sorted

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 19/10/2010 22:47

Have you tried asking yourself...

What would Bono do?

bruxeur · 19/10/2010 22:49

Bum a tramp, allegedly.

PersonalClown · 19/10/2010 22:50

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Do Do Do
Push pineapple, shake the tree

BoysAreLikeDogs · 19/10/2010 22:50

half fill with full fat coke and boil, should lift off with some scrubbing

usualsuspect · 19/10/2010 22:51

try adding some flour

HeadlessPrinceBilly · 19/10/2010 22:53

How very dare you judge me! Caaaah.

PersonalClown · 19/10/2010 22:54

JFGI!!

Monty100 · 19/10/2010 22:54

Tripp Trapp

[hshock]

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 19/10/2010 22:55

OVEN
PRIDE
!

usualsuspect · 19/10/2010 22:55

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PersonalClown · 19/10/2010 22:55

Bang!!! And the dirt is gone!

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 19/10/2010 22:56

The link actually goes back to the MN home page - I assumed it would be an ad!
How strange...

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 19/10/2010 22:57

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Monty100 · 19/10/2010 22:57

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Oh and OP

Y.A.D.B.U.

Oops! [hblush]

PersonalClown · 19/10/2010 22:58

Just how random do you think we can get with resorting to gibberish?

bruxeur · 19/10/2010 22:58

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