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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
FellatioNelson · 07/10/2010 10:52

but as I'm nice and charitable too Grin I won't look for it. Well I might if it was under DP and therefore easy, but as it's not I really can't afford the time!!!

FallingWithStyle · 07/10/2010 11:01

Darn it!! Grin

No probs punky.

daftpunk · 07/10/2010 11:07

FWS;

Who were you back then?

No problem if you don't want to say

FellatioNelson · 07/10/2010 11:11

Are we doing 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' now?

daftpunk · 07/10/2010 11:16

Lol, nah. she knows my old posting name. I don't know who she used to be. but that's ok. I like mysterious people.

FallingWithStyle · 07/10/2010 11:20

Sorry - didn't mean to make you uncomfortable dp. I'll inbox you

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 07/10/2010 12:16

Now that just sounds rude, FWS!! Grin

daftpunk · 07/10/2010 12:23

No, you didn't make me feel uncomfortable at all, just curious. Smile

FallingWithStyle · 07/10/2010 12:24

Oh it WAS rude!

FallingWithStyle · 07/10/2010 12:26

...yeah but PMing you a pic of my clunge probably did make you a wee bit uncomfortable.

daftpunk · 07/10/2010 12:38

Ahh, so that's what it was. I've been trying to work it out, you've had me standing on my head and everything....

FellatioNelson · 07/10/2010 14:31

Clunge? That's a new one on me.Confused I thought it was a Farrow and Ball paint colour. Grin

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 07/10/2010 14:51

It probably is - and FallingWithStyle gets the royalties!! Grin

loopyloops · 07/10/2010 19:45

ARE ALL YOU VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE STILL HERE?

Madascheese · 07/10/2010 20:11

*waves copy of 'The Lady'

Oh Yah, Sure, just waiting for the understairs maid to come and refresh the page....

MummyBerryJuice · 07/10/2010 20:57

No Fellatio. That's Clunch

FellatioNelson · 08/10/2010 10:20

I know MummyBerryJuice. F&B colours are my Master Mind specialist subject. I was trying to be funny wozzent I? Grin

FallingWithStyle · 08/10/2010 11:59

Seriously? There's an F&B colour called Clunch? Clunch??
What the flip?! I think I need to know what kind of shade that is...I'm guessing it's kind of flesh toned?

FallingWithStyle · 08/10/2010 12:01

Hmm... just looked - they couldn't just call it off white?

FellatioNelson · 08/10/2010 12:26

There are dozens of F&B off-whites (including one called off-white!) so it would get very confusing!

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:30

Lol at an off-White paint being called off-White.

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:31

Sorry, I'm really easily pleased sometimes.

RandomMusings · 08/10/2010 12:36

slide the slider to the far right* then report back the name of the grey colour

Grin

*Next to Super White

TitsalinaBumSquash · 08/10/2010 12:39

I heard the words Chai Latte!?

daftpunk · 08/10/2010 12:52

Speculum.

Lol.