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LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

662 replies

Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

OP posts:
domeafavour · 05/10/2010 11:18

yes, you are being unreasonable
actually a little unbalanced.

Squitten · 05/10/2010 11:18

Crikey! Someone's knickers are on too tight!

Nancy66 · 05/10/2010 11:18

I've asked the maid to print this out so I can read it after pony club...sound jolly exciting though.

Ladder · 05/10/2010 11:18

and people cannot help the faces they were given!

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 11:18

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Rollmops · 05/10/2010 11:18

Merrylegs, ask your hubby/DP/mailman/?...Grin

ShowOfHands · 05/10/2010 11:19

How many more times are you going to post the same repetitive, poorly constructed and incorrectly spelt drivel? Just so I can anticipate each instance with glee. My life is otherwise empty.

treedelivery · 05/10/2010 11:19

Rofl.

You need your chakras looking at luv.

Threelittleducks · 05/10/2010 11:19

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Riiiiiiight.

notwavingjustironing · 05/10/2010 11:19

Is this the right room for an argument ? Grin

Filibear · 05/10/2010 11:20

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Ladder · 05/10/2010 11:20

You are soooooo angry I bet you look like you are sucking lemons

fryalot · 05/10/2010 11:20

what is a chai latte?

Ronaldinhio · 05/10/2010 11:20

good lord

we all use fillers and botox
nothing contorted or screwed up about our faces

now trot on poppet, trot on

thumbwitch · 05/10/2010 11:20

boooooooooooooooooring.

Next!

loopyloops · 05/10/2010 11:20

I'm not sure I know what a chai latte is, but I am sure that I'm a nicer and less bitter person than you.

More intelligent too, probably.

Quite possibly less wealthy.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 11:21

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cornsilk · 05/10/2010 11:21

Has David come back for another web chat then?

Nancy66 · 05/10/2010 11:21

Chai Latte - is that one of your kids?

Grin
Filibear · 05/10/2010 11:22

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TheFoosa · 05/10/2010 11:22

is it Matthew Wright?

welcome Smile

annec555 · 05/10/2010 11:22

How many sections have you posted this in? Clearly you can't get enough of MN.
You luuuuuurve MN. You want to hold it and kiss it and luuuurve it....

ProfessorLaytonIsMyLoveSlave · 05/10/2010 11:22

Oooh, can you get chai latte in M&S? I shall send the under-butler out for some as soon as he's finished polishing the silverware.

kreecherlivesupstairs · 05/10/2010 11:23

OP, you forgot the last instruction
LOOK!!
READ!!!!
IGNORE!!!!!!!

TheFoosa · 05/10/2010 11:23

Grin annec55

yeah, you wanna marry it