LOOK!! READ !!!!!!

[Hbouquet]

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

Here I was thinking that the OP had posted a thoughtful, intelligent critique of our lifestyles, mentalities, and drinking habits, together with in-depth analyisis of how this is affecting the country.

But then she comes back and tells us it was only to wind us up! She really reeled me in. I feel so let down.

SORRY, YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T HEAR MY LAST POST.

SDTG, SDTG, SDTG, BTP DIDN@T SHARE THE CUPCAKES NICELY SO I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM ALL INSTEAD JUST TO SHOW AN' THEN SHE, AN' THEN SHE... SHE STOMPED ON THEM!!!

Come on Hyacinth, we need to hear more about how lovely we are!

Quite right showofhands, now I don't need CB money to pay for my therapist!

This is hilarious.

I do love it when someone takes the time to find a totally irrelevant photo, use it to concoct a profile of the users that is so "off" it is laughable and gets throughly flamed in the process of trying to get a rise - not the sort of rise s(h)e was expecting.

I'd never fully grasped just how much CAPITALS EQUALS SHOUTING until I had seen the OP's diatribe (not that I could be bothered to read it BECAUSE IT WAS SHOUTING AND THAT IS RUDE).

Managed to get the gist of it from the subsequent posts though :)

This thread is what the new bookmarking thingy was made for. Thank you MNHQ :)

Call yourselves middle class biatches???? You are all clearly fecking paupers because you do not know that PROPER CHAI LATTE is made with Indian black tea, garam masala and black pepper. And yak's milk. Not your faux, wannabe proper chai muck from Starbucks.

Now off ye fuck!

HBucket - we still on for lunch at the Ivy on Thursday? xx

Haven't read the thread but the op is hilarious C'mon Who are ya?

I winned? Oh I soooo happy. Thanks BeerTricks.

SDTG - your dog's diet is definitely diverse, which as we all know, is important.

And she seems to get her five-a-day, of everything. I would suggest an expensive middle-class styleee nutritionist, just to verify that you do not need to supplement with anything.

For example, maybe you should offer a mobile to add to that charger?

I like turtles.

I ALSO LIKE TURTLES!!!

(I hadn't got any shouting in earlier)

I'M WORKING CLASS AND EVEN I THINK YOUR A NOB LOL

IS THIS THE EQUIVALENT OF PULLING SOMEONE'S PIGTAILS AT SCHOOL TO GET THE GIRLS' ATTENTION? HMMM?

(Sorry, just couldn't resist the SHOUTING)

I have to say that I particularly liked the point that the OP made....let me see...ah yes "COCK".

I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Is this one of those viral marketing thingummies for Chai Latte?

Wonder is Starbucks will notice an increase in sales?

I measured myself against the OP's list and was found sadly wanting. I am usually a soft and friendly character, but NO MORE.

OP you are my Gok. I am REINVENTED. I feel so STRONG and POWERFUL and REPTILEBITCHY. Ooh it's making me all wriggly!

who's Connor? is arthur still mad ?

Love the name VRB.