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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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filthymindedvixen · 05/10/2010 21:06

VulgarReptileBitch - I feel the need to frolic nekkid with you, right here, right now, on this thread!
we can charge a fortune for this

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:08

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MilkNoSugarPlease · 05/10/2010 21:11

Oh FFS! I hate having to work...I always miss a good thread Wink

AnnieLobeseder · 05/10/2010 21:12

I'd pay to watch!

VulgarReptileBitch · 05/10/2010 21:21

Rar, Vixen

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 05/10/2010 21:24

You dirty DIRTY girls - you should be ashamed of yourselves. Filthy sexual antics like that will crease your Boden and make you spill your lattes!!

AlwaysbeOpralFruitstome · 05/10/2010 21:27

See, you know this is MUMSnet when somebody comes on and lambastes our principles, ridicules our lifestyle, scoffs at our appearance and pours scorn on our offspring and everybody's a bit 'MEH', 'whatever', 'you might be right but bog off anyway'. Yet add a hot beverage into the mix and Hey Presto, thousands of little mummy ears prick up across the land and you can hear the whispers of 'What is this beverage of what you speak?', 'How is it made and how, perchance could I acquire some?', 'Is there....con-fec-tion-ary allowed with it's consumption?'

Love it!Grin

WhoAteAllTheCupcakes · 05/10/2010 21:27

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BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:36

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crapathy · 05/10/2010 21:37

PMSL at Alwaysbe....so true.

TheCrackFox · 05/10/2010 21:42

This has been fun, hasn't it?

crapathy · 05/10/2010 21:43

oh we is classic now laydeez, innit? Respec'.

BeerTricksPotter · 05/10/2010 21:46

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daftpunk · 05/10/2010 21:49

I wonder why she didn't come back...?

unusual behaviour for a wind-up/trolling thread starter

BoffinMum · 05/10/2010 21:54

Rupert Murdoch???? Oh, if you only knew ...

On another subject - quote from middle class friend:

"They've done a really good job renovating the University Centre. You can even get punani in there now".

Oh dear. Grin

BoffinMum · 05/10/2010 21:55

I don't know who is more scary in that picture, by the way - Justine or Gordon ...

daftpunk · 05/10/2010 22:07

Fallingwithstyle;

sorry, had to run earlier - didn't get a chance to ask you something...

were you harleyd..?...it's just you remember my debut thread....not many people do..

PerArduaAdNauseum · 05/10/2010 22:20

Crying with laughter. Especially when I got to 'the poo spade'.

OP. I love you. AND I WANT YOUR BABIES. Because I'm not sure you should be trusted with them Wink

crapathy · 05/10/2010 22:24

raor at boffinmum.

by the way, the plural of panini is panini.
The singular is panino. as any fule kno.

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loopyloops · 05/10/2010 22:47

Hahahaha that has really cheered me up AlwaysBeOpral! Brilliant!

Sorry I meant BRILLIANT!

hogshead · 05/10/2010 22:54

just had to google this unknown hot beverage `chai latte' - anticipated something of greatness that I have somehow missed ....... and tbh it sounds chuffing awful.

Give me a proper cup of tea any day.

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