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Hbouquet · 05/10/2010 11:05

THIS MUMSNET WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF VULGAR, CLASS OBSESSED, SELFISH, INSECURE, VILE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE, I PITY YOUR CHILDREN.

LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT CHILD ALLOWANCE, £44,000 IS STILL WAY TOO HIGH!!, HAVE YOU NOT SPARED A THOUGHT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN REAL POVERTY?, WHO REALLY NEED STATE HELP....NO, YOU JUST DRIVE PAST IN YOUR 4X4'S WITH YOUR SPOILT, OBESE, ALLERGY RIDDEN SMUG KIDS ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR CHAI LATTE AND M&S PANINI FOR LUNCH, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THE BLINKERED IGNORANCE AND SELFISHNESS OF MODERN DAY WOMEN IN ENGLAND, LIVING YOUR ENCLAVE LIKE LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY DETACHED FROM HUMANITY, INSECURE 'IM ALRIGHT JACK' MENTALITY, BITCHY, SCHEMING, CLASS OBSESSED, MATERIAL OBSESSED, YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK TO THE CORE, THE LOT OF YOU.

JUST LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS WEBSITE, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, DO YOU SEE LOVE AND HUMAN WARMTH?......NO, YOU SEE CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS, A LOOK WHICH SHOWS THESE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE, SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSERS.

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:12

Tra la lah, Tra la la lah
Tra la lah, Tra la la la lah

HTH

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:12

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:13

But can you remeber the names - or like me has the dementia kicked in already?

Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:14

dammit - "remember" even

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:15

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Itsthawooluff · 06/10/2010 13:19

Why thank you - Preen, preen, in selfish, class obsessed way. Sorry, forgot VULGAR.

God I aspire to be VULGAR.

BeerTricksPotter · 06/10/2010 13:20

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loopyloops · 06/10/2010 13:22

That's what being middle class is all about, aspirations, isn't it?

By the way, has anyone had a look at their CONTORTED, COLD, MEAN, MISERLY FACES, EYES AND MOUTH SCREWED UP, FALSE LOOKING CONTRIVED EXPRESSIONS today? I'm ashamed to say I haven't looked in a mirror yet for fear of confirming that I am a SELF LOATHING, UNHAPPY, INSECURE WORST OF THE WORST, LIFES REAL LOOSER.

TrillianAstra · 06/10/2010 13:35

I don't mind being thought a looser by people who can't spell loser.

BoffinMum · 06/10/2010 13:36

I can't afford botox but I am aspiring to look contorted. Will sellotape at the hairline work for now, do you think? Grin

blondette · 06/10/2010 13:52

Itsthawooluf - I can, I can, I can remember! They were Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

And for the record, I am totally demented but have a good memory for very bizarre things!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 15:58

There's nothing wrong with being demented. I myself am somewhat insane, and have given up the hunt for my last remaining marble - but don't seem any the worse for it! Grin

And they do say that insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 16:40

IN HONOUR OF THE OP, I AM DRINKING A CHAI LATTE WHILST READING AND POSTING ON THIS THREAD!

loopyloops · 06/10/2010 17:22

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR MOUTH ALL SCREWED UP?

preghead · 06/10/2010 17:30

why ROYALISTS? Don't get that one - have we ever mentioned the queen on here?

I personally think they're a waste of space - does that mean I can't be a middle class bitch?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 17:49

PRACTICE, LOOPY, PRACTICE!

Fimbo · 06/10/2010 17:58

Don't have time to read the whole thread - did the OP ever come back?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 06/10/2010 18:45

Oh Fimbo - you don't know what you are missing!

The OP did come back a couple of times, to call us slagz, and other terms of endearment, and then vanished (presumeably because his mum called him down for tea!

cornsilk · 06/10/2010 18:51

what was DP's debut thread about?

thumbwitch · 06/10/2010 19:19

oooo blondette - am well impressed that you know all the Banana Splits' names! I knew Bingo and Drooper, but not the other two. I loved the Banana splits, except for that dodgy bird in the clock, which seems to have been reincarnated in Mr Maker...

Also wanting to know what DP's debut thread was - anyone got a link to it?

FallingWithStyle · 07/10/2010 10:00

I really want to link to the dp thread - was very very funny (in a very similar vein to this one, started off all angsty and shouty but became really very funny once all the indignation and name-calling died down)

But it was under a different name and I dont know if dp would be happy to have the two names linked iyswim?

Daftpunk - can we link it? can we, can we...???

MummyBerryJuice · 07/10/2010 10:19

Ah please dp. Please let them link...

FellatioNelson · 07/10/2010 10:39

Pretty please?

I'm sure I can have a stab at the subject matters that came up and the various accusations hurled at you, so I could just search a few choice words?Wink

daftpunk · 07/10/2010 10:48

I'd rather you didn't link it. It was under a different name that only a few people know me as.

Plus it was funny at the time, don't think it would be now tbh.

Fallingwithstyle;
Thank you for not linking it. Appreciate that.

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