to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

AvrilHeytch I don't know what to say, really. On one hand, I'm angry that someone should nick my style, on the other, deeply flattered (imitation being sincerest form and all that).
So THIS is what Kate Moss feels like.

I dunno Linden... apart from the odd pair of boy-short type knickers I am just 'aware' all the time that I have them on and they get on my nerves until I cut them take them off in frustration and irritation. I like small undies (not G strings though) but have a longish bum... they just don't sit right..

Generally not an issue with jeans as I am not the biggest fan.

My pelvic floor is luckily in tip top condition..

I have to admit, all knickers give me a muffin top, even though I am slim

so I always wear a size bigger

that is when I have just got knicks on though...it disappears with clothes on...unless said clothes are hipster jeans a size too small which give everyone a muffin top

I read Nigella's comment about pop-socks, too. I have trouble not imagining her corned beef calves under her swishy Vivienne Westwood evening dresses now.

How about using a suspender belt instead of reins/wrist-strap with escapologist tots? It would be the 'hands-free' option.

Obviously you'd have to wear said belt over your clothes, but I think it's do-able.

I cant go commando because I'd worry my strange gusset bleaching powers would transfer to my jeans - and I can't afford to throw jeans away with the same regularity I throw away knickers!

Thanks mittz - understand your POV - have been known to remove the odd pair myself due to discomfort although have always wondered where to put said knickers after

After LtEve's post - well the vagina monologues have got nothing on us MNs!

I don't know about the etiquette of head-knicker-wearing, really.
I suppose things like brand and design would come into it.
I mean, if they were a black silky pair by Agent Provacateur you'd want to show them off -but would that be a bit too sexy at church on a sunday morning or at a Christening?
Perhaps it would be better to play it safe at such events and instead opt for a nice white pair of full briefs from M&S?
Then, of course, there's the question of label showing or not. Should it be hidden discreetly behind the ear, for example?

I cannot imagine at any point in my life I would have done this, but these days absolutely not. No No No. Too much rubbing and chafing, too visible a camel hoof, too erm, drippy too much laundry involved.

However, I imagine that bulky seam, strategically placed, with nothing in the way is erm.....therapeutic.

a friend of mine (she also wears knickers in her hair) returned a pair of shoes to a shop once, the assistant (male) opened the box to check, peered in and began to pull out some black material

he handed them to her, it was a pair of her knickers (dirty ones at that)

Linden DON'T stuff them up the arm of your jacket and then forget they are there!!

Commando here too unless wearing a skirt or dress.
Much more comfortable & (TMI alert) stops me from getting thrush.

Are there really thousands of you out there going nekkid under your trews?

I don't understand.

I want to hear more about VT's friend who wears knickers in her hair though.

Yuck - what about chafing and secretions? I must be a lazy arse, but I expect a pair of jeans to last more than one day - going commando you must have to wash them every day, and so there's the laundy and the drying which takes forever. Hell, just wear your knickers, woman.

Well...the nerve-endings are less repressed and therefore... interestingly sensitive IME and O.

The right length skirt and it is deliciously liberating

Now I can get my head round a skirt and no knickers. Wouldn't do it myself, mind you - knowing me I'd fall over or get hit by a bus, or something genrally humiliating would happen. Having members of the public view my mottled thighs will I'm prostrate on the pavement would be bad enough but not my unkempt and slightly dribbly fanjo as well? Good God, no.

But trousers and no knickers is just icky.

YABVVU. Getorf. Most unlike you.

I don't wear em, only when I'm on.

Sometimes I go commando in the Summer with a skirt, but I'm likely to be pestered relentlessly if Dh finds out.

What's all this gushing, dribbling and expulsion business?

Who knew this thread would go so wrong?

Now you either think i am (a) a skank who secretes stuff all over clothes or (b) a perve who likes my jeans seams a mite too much.

And I have let down Fellatio.

Dark days.

I am aghast at the thought of all these people with leaky vaginas!!

GetOrf - you've let MN as a whole down, and worse - you've let yourself down. You skanky mare.

ltevedallas are you me? I thought I must be the only wierdo with strange bleaching powers!! How the fuck does that happen anyway!?

vaginas are meant to be relatively "leaky"

it is a mucous membrane, after all