to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

How is this not discussion of the day?

'let down Fellatio' - is this a new sexual technique (technic?) I should be made aware of?

I rather show nice pants when bending down that do a Britney and show a g-string! Can't do g-strings anyways...they drive me mad!

Those of you who don't leak - do you squeak when you walk?

eeek eeeek eeeek eeeek

I think my DP would say that I am a let down re fellatio quote often.

BOOM BOOM

at Maisies' 'you have let yourself down'

Now, girls, what is all thsi about vaginal domestos?

OOh we needs (a) bonsoir anna on here to tell us if chic parisiennes go la commandeau and (b) cod to come on here and agree with me that skinny jeans + vpl is Not Done.

No you just wipe more often

OOh yes I would love this to be discussion of the day.

I've heard of some folk taking on water after a bath , much like the Titantic, and leaking all day

it is in "most active" anyway

I love MN

Where else can you find gen-yoo-wine discussions about squeaky labia and masturbation-by-trouser-seam.

As one who goes commando I don't seem to have the moist trousergusset, maybe there are degrees of leakiness?

We could be graded according to soiling potential and wear underwear suited to our grade?

The whole 'bleaching' thing is a fairly frequent MN discussion now - thanks to this I no longer feel like a right weirdo.

GOML - go commando while you can, by the sounds of this lot it wont last forever :)

I don't MASTURBATE BY TROUSER!

FGS, and lolol

And that posts upthread where someone said that they ride their bicycle sans knickers.

YOU LET THAT REPROBATE PERVY COMMENT PASS YOU BUM

Oh, I meant pass you buy

fuckinell

Does leakiness depend on (ahem!) lady garden cultivation?

Oh Hang on a min!! I missed the bit about cycling without knicks. Now that is something I do. But when you are wearing cycling shorts that is the way they are suppposed to be worn. They have a big sanitary towel look alike sewn in. Sometimes if I'm feeling brave I'll just wear cycling shorts or if not I'll have some baggy shorts over them so I look like something out of the Chilli Peppers in the mid 90's

not sure how many people exactly have joined your confession...I don't wear pants with jeans, or any other trousers for that matter, unless they are v v tight around the crotch, so as to avoid camel toe .

I don't find they chafe either, guess I am blessed with not having 'wings'

lol at wings

Hilarious thread but ''Those of you who don't leak - do you squeak when you walk?'' has tears streaming.. now there's a neat trick!

and ''moist trouser-gusset'' Somehow Ew but oh so funny!

Yes to commando, most of the time (can never attend a meetup again) bath thing also happens, like a submarine submerging then rising :o

Nooooo to bleaching or secretions.

Thank you Getorf, this thread is my best birthday present :)

My fanjo doesnt take on water but seems to eat knickers so I think going commando in jeans would have me pulling them out of my arse all day

And this thread needs to be in classics

Oh.My.God.

that is all.

Used to work with a guy (quite fit) who always went commando under his jeans. If you're wondering how I know this, he shared the info with us while out on a work do.
He always wore jeans, even to work. Have to say I never quite saw him in the same light, thought he was far sexier .
No doubt that was his intention in telling us .