Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

[Spongebobette]

Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

Ha ha it’s a free event and someone is trying to sell their tickets

Quick! Mrs Boring Name's stories, click along shes doing a show and tell at the new Arsehole offices, click along to where she is sharing the mission statement, the music playing in the background is Sam Smith "When your words mean nothing I go La La LA" Best thing I've seen all day.

Brilliant!

she’s another one who’s overexcited

Oh @Botpotty that is glorious. I am quite impressed that she read that mission statement with a straight face. Every word of it can be disputed with evidence.

I'm afraid the Aloe Bar will always be A Low Bar to me.

She is spectacularly irritating. I've only seen the pics and read her words up until now. Most of all she is a self-serving liar and as she shows off to the minions and mentions FLP's ethics and chariddy etc I can only think of the massive damage she and her ex-accountant DH have caused to the person I mentioned up thread. I'm sure there are a lot of other victims.

All the ‘successful’ bots have that in common of course. The ability to lie through their teeth about the ‘business’ and encourage people to join under them

On the FBO page stories then the room looks very empty and there's a weird aloe thing dancing around

Omg there’s very few people there

Would Monks Path car park be anywhere near the new Arse building?? Uber is sharing a post of a fellow bot (possibly?!) whose rangey has been stolen from the car park today. Not the best start if it is a fellow bot 🙈 and not the super safe and easy parking Mr Benny Hill Scamopolous claims surrounds them

Even in the photo that appears after the dancing Mr Blobby thing when Scamaloupolis has obviously kicked off the extravaganza, he is preaching to a load of empty chairs. So clearly there wasn't a last minute rush.

The tent and the smaller rooms at the old HQ were probably easier to create that sense of a full house. The new HQ is cavernous and has some very unhelpful reflective surfaces - the glass walls could provide a mirror view of the audience when it's dark outside! We will be able to clearly see both audience members!

The first words of the FLP mission statement, 'we will create a profitable environment' must seem further out of reach now that Scamaloupolis has finished arranging his new desk and the reality of tonight has sunk in. A failing MLM is a failing MLM and a new space won't change a thing.

Perhaps he'd like to create another video to go on the FLP page called "how to find your way to the job centre"?

@ticktock19 that is the car park Scamaloupolis was selling in his earlier video. Oh dear. I suspect that's going to be a constant theme if it's happened on day one.

Ooooh, definitely not the best start then 🫣😂

Yes it is!

What’s an Active Assistant Supervisor when it’s at home?

@Spongebobette another layer in the hierarchy to pay for aim for?

The dancing in the corridor with a sort of worship of the Aloe Blobby. It's just a little bit culty. But not very culty because they need more people for the full cult look. Weird fake jollity

It was just the two boring name bots and some staffers

That jaundiced puffy freak and the swaying happy clappers is so spectacularly shite and creepy, sums up the whole company.

If I was a salaried employee of FLPUK I'd be actively looking for another job after tonights debacle

@PieonaBarm though it might be worth hanging on to the bitter end if they are salaried as they are pretty much the only ones who have a chance of not being out of pocket at the end.

I wonder who is in the Aloe Blobby costume? I thought maybe the US boss bloke. When he eventually steps out of it I wonder if anyone will notice the difference?

Christ the FL official vids of the opening 'celebrations' look dire and poorly attended. Weird because Uber's video of the Low Bar looks pretty bustling.

Uber trotting out the same content she’s been doing for a decade
What’s your why/ what matters most

share the products (be a product of the product)
share the business (recruit!!!)

Where can I find it? I need to have a nosey!

@Wintersgirl on the FL UK Ireland Iceland Facebook page. Watch their story that starts with the pictures of bottles of gloop

Ubers vid is on her FB page.

Cheers!

Sorry I meant FLO Uk and Ireland FB page

It must be amazing to have all this free time these bots keep banging on about to choose new baths, post numerous pictures of your vulnerable children on your facebook and tit around decluttering your "boot room". I wonder if the stolen rangy has been recovered yet? That in it's self was hilarious.