Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

[Spongebobette]

Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

And yet all those years Yawn made out that FL was AMAZING! Surely they can join the dots, how can anyone have any credibility when you've trashed the company that you've been promoting for the past 15 years?

The cognitive dissonance

On one hand she was unhappy and stressed due to the high pressure sales and recruitment

On the other hand she is still coaching her downline in Forever Living?

It’s as though nothing she says is genuine or makes sense

Has anyone watched any of Amandaland, yawns Instagram is so similar to the desperate approach of Amanda!

Yawn has wheeled out her alleged perimenopause in order to promote Welsh[former]bot's herby Elastoplast. Yawn claims a certain celebrity uses the same patches. Welsh bot doesn't appear to make that claim and it just so happens I know the celebrity in question and I will be asking her if Yawn's got that right, though it seems very unlikely based on previous conversations. Why does Yawn feel compelled to lie every time she opens her mouth?

oh dear Car Crystals now on her Tiktok offer her protection (from not wearing a seatbelt).

oh do spill on the planty plasters when you find out.

@Botpotty I will!

Yawn has a long drive and another photoshoot tomorrow🙄. Rather than a patch to help her sleep (load of old bollocks) she ought to stick a patch over the hole in her finances.

Oh yes she bought a package didn't she...

@YouOKHun I think those patches will also come in handy for the thatch!

@Botpotty Check your DMs

Something doesn't ring true with Yawn (now there's a surprise!) and her exercising, particularly her running.

For someone who apparently runs several times a week, aiming at a 10k soon , she seemed very out of breath in her stories yesterday. She ran like she'd never run before....no style, no proper breathing, puffing and panting.

There's also no way someone would run the distances she claims with their boobs unrestrained like that! It would be so uncomfortable. Why is she not wearing a proper sports bra? Usuallyvyhats the first investment a new runner would make.

Other things that don't add up .... full face of make-up before and after runs, ran in the rain the other day but hair wasn't wet, make up not disturbed.

I'm.not saying she doesn't run, just that what she's showing on her social media is not the truth 🙄

Yawn looks like she's trying to take a shit on her latest story 😂

@SnoogyWoo those mini clips/photos rarely do anyone any favours! She does look like she has a problem. She can probably buy a prune based Elastoplast from Welshbot to help.

I see Yawn is looking to buy a camera. I wonder if she has come to the end of her relationship/contract with that photographer who specialises in beige covered crotch shots and is now gearing up to offer branding snappy snaps as part of a package of offers to ensure someone's fledgling bizniz is doomed?

Has anyone seen the very fast paced whizz through the snaps of the new HQ launch on the FLP page? Blink and you will miss it, but it's designed to give the sense of energy and busyness. The usual close up shots or a few people kettled into a small space to give the illusion of crowds. Is it me or is FLP using Stories more? The evidence of how poorly attended Monday night was has disappeared off their stories (I think) and Mrs Boring Name's SM as well, thanks to the temporary nature of the Stories feature.

Yawn was accompanied to her photoshoot by her own coach and by another coach who is a coachee of that coach

all three offer coaching to women to be self confident authentic soul aligned something something something

are there that many women out there seeking such coaching??

They can't be good coaches if they themselves need a coach....

"are there that many women out there seeking such coaching??"

There has to be more than 20 coaches of Yawn's type to every potential client where I live. SM posts are always empty but often cluttering up local social media.

I don't know about you @Spongebobette but I am experiencing déjá vu.
The only interactions I see on the SM of people like Yawn's coach is would be coaches (recruits) and present coaches (downlines) who can't get clients because they've yet to understand that this isn't about coaching (the product) it's about selling the opportunity (what a surprise). They sign up mistaking the magical thinking and the glossy presentation as the solution to their situation and they keep paying for coaching so they can avoid reality (hang on, that sounds familiar...).

Previously the whole circus would have been caught up in MLM but that's dying. The slow death of MLM is the only reason these coaches exist, it's just a scam mutating. If Yawn had her downline taken away who would she be coaching? Because I think outside FLP she has done a few "complementary" calls and very few one off paid sessions that don't go beyond one session and then the rest are fictional clients in the "fake it until you make it" bracket. No wonder she has time for photoshoots even if she doesn't have the money.

You are so right, I’m sure the so-called coaches are preying on MLM bots because they believe that they just need some magical dust and self belief to suddenly open the door to success.

Yawn came across someone who didn’t like her this week (was it the other coach at the photoshoot 🤔?)

but it’s ok because the reason is that people who aren’t on a high vibration dislike people who are on a high vibration because they are envious

or some shit like that

No there aren't. My boss runs a coaching business on the side and I manage their email address and social media. Not a single email in 2 years and very little SM interest either. She's another one who's always working on their branding and marketing and yet nothing ever comes of it. The other side of the business (which employs people, provides a service and generates income) is doing great though <shrugs>

Whoever did Yawn’s photoshoot is having a giggle! 😂

It looks like she’s having a shit and those boots look like she’s wearing white sports socks pulled up high! 😂

“Yawn came across someone who didn’t like her this week (was it the other coach at the photoshoot 🤔? “

I’m sure it was. She seems to be completely unable to get through the week without someone being jealous of her!

Yawn is claiming she has a discount code for the herby patches as she bought so many of them.
However if you look at the patch company FB page, they are currently looking for affiliates who can earn 25% commission on every sale made through the 5% discount link they are given!

WTAF are those photos supposed to be. First one is taking a shit pose and the second is cocking your leg up for a piss.

You pay money for this?

@DeliaDeetz I think Yawn is going to be trying everything she can now. The problem for her is that though she has what looks like a reasonable sized audience, no one is actually looking so the chances of them buying herby Elastoplast through her is unlikely, even if she lies about celebrity endorsement. She has no traction outside a few dedicated downlines.