Botwatch 87!!! Yes we are still battling MLMs! When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

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Welcome one and all to the latest thread in a long series

We are here to expose the huns and bots who lie, exaggerate and prospect victims who don’t realise that the income claims and aspirational lifestyle are unachievable

How can you tell how many luckies are in yawns group?

Just look at her group as if you were going to join. It tells you how many are already there

Yawn states you do not need intelligence to succeed. Alrighty then....... I wonder how many more of her victims will leave the cult today??

WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO YAWN???

It's a very good question. This is the question Yawn has on her post. She fails to answer it but she mentions her current NWM business so she's keen to keep her downline on message.

She is basically saying I'll teach you to be more like me, except the "me" she is offering is not real. She is clearly still ruminating over others being less than positive about her. Somehow she always manages to give away that she is struggling to have authentic friendships and has very little self awareness. She claims to have had so many life experiences that she is able to help others with their lives but from what I can see she is someone who has lived her entire life in a small Local Bubble with Mr Yawn propping her up. The business is not sustainable and I'm sure there are a lot of tears before bedtime.

And I still don't know what she actually does.

The latest vid from Uk FL Towers is hilarious. Scamopoulis is in some kind of manic/ragey fervour about the new HQ followed by Bot 1 exclaiming how it is 'warm' (compared to sub zero tent?) and Bot 2 saying how she had to pay for a hotel so she could park in a totally different place to the actual office.

Mrs Boring Name is busy making some income claims. Apparently if you attend the Experience Evening in Liverpool you can hear from one bot who "is earning way more than she ever could have done in her previous career" (as a teacher) and from Mr Boring Name who "replaced his London salary in a matter of weeks".

It seems she hasn't understood that that other people's stories (even if they're true) still constitute a false income claim if they are not representative of the typical experience in Forever Living. No disclaimer of course but even a disclaimer does not cancel out a false or misleading claim.

@getahhtmapub they are really selling it aren't they? I see Uber has removed all reference to the elderly Rangey stolen from the nearest Scamaloupolis-recommended car park. The new office is just a massive distraction from the slippery slope. No doubt they will pick up some recruits off the back of it but if they do those victims will stay the course for a very short time. It's all just window dressing.

Uber makes an appearance on the video, brown leopard print dress. She looks so different unfiltered.

Also the aerial shot suggests that they occupy the whole building. Smoke and mirrors as ever.

It's interesting though there is no mention of the Communal Rooftop Terrace, Gym, cycle racks / high quality showers and changing facilities (as detailed in the Arsehole brochure)

All of these must be off limits to Bots and only available to employees if you've paid to play.

Not using the Communal Rooftop for Bot Shots (gloop & Selfies) must be a killer for them. I'd love to see the T&C's of their lease and the full instructions they must have given to the Bots so they know they can't invade or utilise these spaces and facilities.

Agree @Angrymum22 there is definitely a sense of it being their HQ with the only brief mention of other companies sharing the building appearing in their instructions to the bots about how to behave when visiting. Other than that there is no hint about sharing the building.

I bet the bots will start parking in the car park as most of them won't have taken in the instructions as we know they don't read the small print. I expect some noise and a bit of "sharing the opportunity" with others working in the building. The way FLP operates is very different from the other companies there who don't appear to need to get all of their customers to visit for a gaslighting session out of hours. I wonder how compatible the other companies will find FLP as a close neighbour?

Googled Air Solihull, second thing that came up was "Air Con Solihull", that seems very accurate to me. First thing that came up was "FLP Solihull - permanently closed". It's bad news when a failed Forever "independent" business gets top billing over the shiny new HQ.

Ah yes and with the Waitrose sign behind her 😂

Here is what Rasher Bot (remember her) had to say about some the benefits of network marketing just a few weeks ago (she listed other plusses on her Instagram). If it is so fantastic the obvious question to ask is why isn't she involved in MLM anymore?

Why would she get burned again when she can coach some other sucker into signing up with misleading information about MLM (and charge them for the privilege)?

Urgh she’s always been such a grifter

Who can forget Rasher’s 3 minutes of fame on the Victoria Derbyshire Show, telling everyone that all businesses are pyramid schemes except in MLM you can become top dog because there is no hierarchy etc etc. Nothing she said has been shown to be true yet she is still saying the same thing. It’s not the only flimsy idea she promotes these days but that doesn’t make it any better.

Nurse is looking for extra hours at work as she’s a bit bored on her days off

presumably this means her coaching/ manifestation business isn’t keeping her busy

Or Nurse needs the money as she must have spent a huge amount on MLM and coaching over the years. I can't imagine her wanting to work extra hours unless she really needs the money. Coaching clearly isn't adding to her income.

I agree, I think she needs the money and she seems to have some non MLM friends these days who will be giving her better advice than suggesting she tries harder on her coaching business

she always gloats about finishing work for the week on a Wednesday and has never ever said she’s bored, and she’s constantly on a countdown till the next time she ‘breaks up’, so rather than ‘keeping it real’ as she often says she does on her stories, she’s being disingenuous

Top tip from Yawn to have a great day?

say loudly ‘I am going to have a great day’

🙄

In other news, if you want a dairy free cake just manifest one. Don't happen to drive to a garden centre that specialises in dairy free because that would just be called coincidence. Yawn you really are a insufferable knobhead.

I can’t believe Nurse is bored on her days off. Surely she could manifest something exciting, rather than limp roasts served with lumpy gravy and a common cold?

Over on Threads Yawn claims she made £100 promoting the planty plasters.
So she confirms she can include affiliate marketing in her unlucky coaching as she's done it.

It's another social platform where tumble weed rolls through, soon bundles mouldy thatch will be rolling

I'm sure Nurse had a moan on her stories not all that long ago about not having enough time/days off to do things as I remember wondering how on earth she would ever cope with a 5 day working week

@OhMyGiddyAunt she is always moaning about her full day on a Monday and how tired she is after it.
I also remember her moaning about not having enough time etc and thought the same about her working full time!

Actually cringing at Yawn walking round her house shouting about having a great day!!