Botwatch 86!!! the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

[Spongebobette]

On this thread we are botwatchers - watching multi level marketing bots and exposing their manipulations and misleading claims

It offends me too

its not as though Uber and other ‘leaders’ are unaware that new recruits are very unlikely to experience any success, and certainly not the sort of incomes that were briefly possible ten years ago for the very few who had lucky timing

they are so cynical

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Anyone else feeling Yawn'sinner negativity transferring to them? No? I didn’t think they would.

It's mad isn't it @BotOff? And the bots have to pick up the tab for the free postage being offered to their customers. Why can't they see through this smoke and mirrors? Perhaps they can but it's just too dangerous to even go as far as asking polite questions. It's a complete piss take.

Whoops. Rather ironic typing error 🤣

Yawn is so transparent. She's had another confrontation or heard something negative hasn't she? Perhaps instead of all the talk of negativity transferring to others when they say something less than adoring she should spend some time reflecting about why she has so many enemies. There is a common denominator, can it really be all those toxic ex-friends at fault?

Scamaloupolis has put up a very helpful video about how close the train station is to ARSESolihull. He demonstrates this by having a minion film him and edit the film into a series of high speed clips that tell the bots absolutely nothing useful, but indicates that FLP doesn't want the bots' cars cluttering up the car park and Scamaloupolis has Benny Hill aspirations with the high speed clips. I thought he was going to give them some instruction about how to get from the station to the office just in case some of them get stuck in Delhi airport having used the wrong What3Words.

What3words locator ///Arseholes.still.scamming gets you straight to the front door (probably).

Is anyone tempted by Nurse’s Manifestation and Accountability ‘gold package’?

£200 a month, you get daily voice notes from her and weekly video call!

What is the colour of the sky on Planet Nurse?

I’d sooner pay £200 a month not to hear her droning on about bugger all and jack shit every day. As for the horrors of a weekly video call … give me strength! I wouldn’t subject my phone to such nonsense: it would need a factory reset to recover (and so would I).

The irony of her being an accountability coach

Oh, I don’t know @Spongebobette - Castle could give her a testimonial to put our minds at rest!

@YouOKHun the Benny Hill film of a bleak 10 minute walk in Solihull is one of the funniest/most depressing things I've seen. Even Scamopolis' grin is clearly though gritted teeth as presumably he can't mask the fact that this is a massive downgrade from the manor and probably not what he signed up for.

@getahhtmapub it is funny/depressing, just like most of the output from UK HQ and their manic leader. The amusing thing to me is that Scamaloupolis managed to emphasise just how far it is from the station when presumably he was hoping to imply the opposite?

You can really tell FLP doesn't think very highly of the bots. Presumably this conclusion has been reached by the HQ because they have been able to feed the bots any old nonsense for years. They've already given the bots instructions about how to conduct themselves in the office and now they have delivered an instruction to use the train.

I'm sure HQ assumes that bots will watch Benny Hilloulopolis reaching the office in 30 seconds and think 'it's literally a 30 second journey! I'm so blessed to be part of this company that gives me the opportunity to take in the sights and sounds of Solihull and pick up my orders quickly and easily by carrying boxes of aloe Vera to the train station. I'm so blessed!'.

@BSintolerant for £200 a month I would be prepared to pop round and stand in front of your screen waving my arms and shouting so Nurse and her running commentary on her best finds at Poundland and what time she puts the bins out is completely drowned out. Would that be helpful?

Sign me up @YouOKHun ! By the way, how are your plans to purchase Brighton Pier going?

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This secret and obscure group that no one looks at is where I share my marketing tips on how to raise your profile and sell yourself. It is very very successful and so of course I have attracted toxic people who have no imagination and have obviously failed to purchase Brighton Pier themselves (I've checked, not one of them has even tried!). They're all trolls.

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I’d find that helpful, along with a running commentary about when you had a shower, a good night’s sleep and if you’ve done your shopping ‘knocked it on the head’ and whether you e had a busy day at work

@Spongebobette but presumably no word about when the promised book will be knocked on the head and published?!

No and you know why? She doesn’t have an accountability coach!!

@Spongebobette well you say that but here is a quote from her bronze package offering.

"One phone call with myself at the beginning of the week".

I think that's proof that she will be holding herself accountable by phoning herself on a Monday morning and is in no way a misuse of the reflexive pronoun.

Hmm doesn’t she work on a Monday?

yes v poor grammar, typical for bots

New Fred

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/money-matters/5270304-botwatch-87-yes-we-are-still-battling-mlms-when-996-of-people-joining-mlm-are-destined-to-lose-money-is-that-an-opportunity-or-a-scam

Well done @Spongebobette. Will see Botwatchers over on thread 87 ...

I would be beyond disappointed if I had paid for those photo's. to be taken to some cafe in town and be presented with that quality of photo and product would make me walk away. To also plaster said client all over her fb page when told that that client does not want or like her photo being taken is extremely unprofessional. It's actually really incompetent or as the term goes incompetently incompetent.