Botwatch 85 the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

[YouOKHun]

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Yawn says she gave her free group extra time which she says is because she loves it all so much. It demonstrates that she is just winging it with no structure or plan. I bet she gave the free group as much content as she gives the paying people.

If you got her rambling for free it would be fairly clear it's not worth paying for. If you've paid it will be pretty clear it's not worth paying for month two, just wait for the free stuff. I'm not surprised her numbers are down. Only her downlines will stay the course until the cost of Christmas and buying C9s means that they can't pay her in January.

She gave a glimpse of her declutterinv masterclass on her Insta stories

absolutely nothing worth paying for at all

leave some shelves empty so you can attract abundance 🙄

Nature abhors a vacuum. 🤣 Follow Guru Yawn’s top tips and your empty shelf, mind, and other nooks and crannies will be full of crap and tat in no time.

She really is the grift that keeps on giving!

I think this advice also applies to her FLP downlines over the years. Make room for gallons of aloe jizz you'll never sell.

Do you think it was a glimpse or her entire decluttering masterclass @Spongebobette? She has no real plan so I think she just vomited up the whole "masterclass" that others have paid for. Whatever she gave away for free it wasn't a tempting glimpse of what is on offer, it was more of a warning not to bother judging by the lack of numbers and enthusiasm online.

Or perhaps they took one look at the Decluttering Guru surrounded by Live Laugh Love tat and knew she was phoney?

@BSintolerant 🤣 watch the great decluttering guru as she clears out her finances and helps you declutter your bank account too.

I genuinely can’t comprehend how Yawn’s mind works - she posted a photo of bin bags saying she’s taken he own advice and decluttered, yet this is an ‘after’ photo!

Still more cluttered shite and plastic tat than I can begin to comprehend! 😂

She didn't de-clutter, she did a long overdue surface tidy

I’m not often on these threads despite being appalled by MLM nonsense. That photo. Ugh. Artificial plants and a whiteboard full of motivational bollocks (probably) are not very Marie Kondo, are they? Plus there is a window-length curtain which should not be allowed at all, anywhere.

Still sick of these grifting parasites. I was hoping the CoL crisis would have wiped them out but they just adapt and survive…austerity and asceticism, check. 🤮

Yawn just keep plugging away. I cleaned out a cupboard today but didn’t think oh I need to make a biz out of it and tell everyone else how to clean a cupboard and make them pay me for it!
. It’s just so so basic and she sadly preys on people who are desperate enough to listen to her. Also as others have said all this stuff is free on tik tok and instagram!

Yawn says she is giving away prizes and at the beginning the prize was some Amazon tablet. These prizes are inducements to sign up or persuade someone else to sign up to Unlucky Club. How do we know if she is giving the prizes she claims? She should have a look at the ASA site about running promotions.

@HouseofHolbein did you sign up to Homeschool's group?!

It's the second time she's given away the Amazon tablet. She used it as an early sign up incentive, The first person mustn't have wanted it...... 🤔🤷‍♀️😂

@YouOKHun I'm still considering it. I have another couple of weeks of seeing posts without signing up so no rush...

Errmm is that flp product yawn is throwing our?? But l thought that stuff was the life gizz that makes you finner than a poo stick?? Anyone manage to really zoom in on Mr yawns computer screen?? Curious to see what his job is

There is a new set of accounts to see at CH for Yawn’s empire. They were published on Halloween which is as symbolic as her putting a C9 box on the pile of rubbish during her ineffectual decluttering.

@Sugarplum48 Mr yawn is setting up a smart TV, no clues there...

Yawn's accounts make interesting reading. No money in the bank and she now has an overdraft/loan.
A quick scan of previous years shows consistent credit and debit but dwindling profit. I wonder just how much stock is stacked up in her garage.
There is no movement in her directors loan but virtually no shareholders funds ( profit ) At the height of FLP her accounts showed over 150k of shareholders funds, it has averaged around £300 for the last few years.
Her tax payment is down by a quarter.
She is making money but is not reducing her directors loan.
If she has lost her FLP income she is well up shit creek sans paddle.

I didn't spot her sapphire manager sash in its usual spot, that's usually in pride of place.

Essentially then yawn is fecked financially. I'm.no account expert but no cash in bank is bad right??

I expect that it’s Mr Yawn’s actual paid job which is keeping them afloat

It has to be. There is no way they could survive financially surely?

Just jumping on, as I sometime spot these bot watches and read a bit for a giggle. I joined FLP years ago, lost a lot of money on the "training" and really cringe how long I spent on the horrible stuff. Trying to guess some of the nick names, can't find my up line anywhere because she changed her name 3 times so guessing she quit and went back to hairdressing.

The last "training" I attended I remember the main person standing on stage and everyone so besotted with her, but she didn't tell us anything! Just crap about positive thinking! Then some guy from Europe got on stage to brag about how rich he was and that he doesn't care about the nay sayers because he's still rich. Think this opened my eyes to all the horrible greed involved and signed back up to uni that week, blocked them all and walked away.

Saw Mr yawn in the wild in his truck. To say it looked tatty was a understatement. Driving like a utter dick woth no seatbelt on. Apparently yawn is now a author. My word her talents have no ends. Will she self publish ??

For the love of all things woo, she's only gone and self published that pile of crap. I wonder if the overdraft paid for it. Reading age 10-18 years. Jesus you couldn't make this crap up. She is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel now. Is this not the exact same thing that castle was flogging last year if im not mistaken. She really is trying to make money any old how now.

But she said new members have moved to the paying group yesterday. Oh yawn you are a nig fat liar.