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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 06/01/2022 12:46

@Spongebobette

Ah Yawn isn’t taking Mr Yawn to the Global Rally. Presumably because she’s not getting a cheque

A bit like Dallas where she took Roomie, she’s selected a minion to go

Let’s hope this one is equally as indiscreet with the photos 🤣

Ooh is she going to take Nurse I wonder Grin Grin
Spongebobette · 06/01/2022 12:55

No it’s the ex Specsavers one

Twentytwentyhindsight · 06/01/2022 12:57

Another Roomie episode at the Global Rally would make my year!

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 06/01/2022 12:58

Also, the year Roomie went to Dallas as Yawn's guest was the year she says she had her breakdown.

She was botted to the hilt back then so you've got to wonder how much that contributed to her breakdown. (not Dallas specifically!! but the whole involvement)

spanfan · 06/01/2022 13:20

Omg she is talking absolute bull today. So apparently her qnd Mr yawn drew straws on who should go to Abu Dhabi. What total tosh. He does the bare minimum and must have his own J.O.B.

PieonaBarm · 06/01/2022 13:49

Yawn apparently has told her kids she's taking them to Bali next year, be a nice end to Yawngirls GCSE's. Trip is in April.... if I remember correctly my last GCSE exam was at the end of June!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 06/01/2022 16:20

PhD has reposted the one about how you should stop paying for coaching if you want to really get ahead in business, while in the same breath inviting you to join her low-cost masterclass to make this year your wealthiest yet...
Apparently she didn't remove it because everyone's irony meter exploded, but because she had to insert random spaces into terms such as 'stock market', 'crypto' and 'money'- presumably thinking this might help her evade FB algorithms that would see them as red flags for 'scam'.

Hunbot · 06/01/2022 17:47

Love how sleaze is talking about coming out of school education and he is with a company whose professional website reads like a troop of monkeys typed it

YouokHun · 06/01/2022 17:52

I’m disappointed to see Messiah is online and selling TS Life to a new group of unaware people who are praising him and “looking forward to great things in 2022”. He’s fleecing whoever he can while he still can but it’s frustrating that he can conduct any business and I suppose receive money, which presumably is being kept under a different mattress to the one the Gardai are looking under (Acti-Labs?) Hmm

Twentytwentyhindsight · 06/01/2022 18:26

@YouokHun
I'm blocked by Messiah, but I had noticed a flurry of recent activity among TS-Life huns (including some that had previously jumped ship), despite no sign of life on the main FB page since around the time of the Donegal raids.
I do wonder how he's getting away with it given the levels of scrutiny I'm presuming he's under....

Smorgasborb · 06/01/2022 18:53

Ex Specsavers is far too compliant to do anything other than post state approved images and statements. I knew it would be her. I find her strangely annoying. I think it's because she's full metal botted and she has that same rictus grin in every picture. I wonder if Yawn will get bored of her fawning wonder at everything or if that's what she thrives on.

Nurse wouldn't have even made the long list.

Spongebobette · 06/01/2022 18:59

She’ll love having an adoring acolyte in tow

JohnStonesMissus · 06/01/2022 19:05

@Smorgasborb

Ex Specsavers is far too compliant to do anything other than post state approved images and statements. I knew it would be her. I find her strangely annoying. I think it's because she's full metal botted and she has that same rictus grin in every picture. I wonder if Yawn will get bored of her fawning wonder at everything or if that's what she thrives on.

Nurse wouldn't have even made the long list.

Yes! There's no way Specsaver bot will rock the boat and upset her dear leader.
Twentytwentyhindsight · 06/01/2022 19:27

Maybe it's the rictus grin- wasn't that also one of Roomie's defining factors?

9dartfinish2nd · 06/01/2022 20:58

@Dizzy6700

Yes, The MLM Police- antimlm posted it on 7th December. Their CEO released a statement about focusing on connecting products to consumers... Could be a way to rebrand their model or a step away from MLM towards affiliate marketing. But it's a shift.. seemingly.
I also heard this story a few weeks ago and sadly I remain unconvinced that this the direction they will go in.

A lot of their top bots in the UK are already in the mire due to the downturn in recruits and moving to the affiliate marketing model will finish them off once and for all.

They are trying to sell products that are expensive and not exactly highly desirable either.

The money the top reps make is overwhelmingly made up from the purchases by the lower level reps,

If that stops then the house of cards comes crashing down.

Missdread · 06/01/2022 23:54

Sooooo excited with the launch of the new Juice Plus protein shake! Mixed with water 🤢luminous pink 🤮, contains every vitamin known to man😂. It also knocks at least 2 minutes off your fastest ever km. Aaargh! Make the bots stop!

BSintolerant · 07/01/2022 00:37

You’d think an evil looking pink drink fortified with magic beans would give someone the runs within 2 minutes. Make them stop? No, let’s hope they’re constantly going! If they were to run out of loo paper maybe Castle could donate a Pro Planner or two - there’s nothing like recycling.

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PieonaBarm · 07/01/2022 06:23

Yawns gonna be a cash millionaire now she's got a coach, and she's gonna coach us to be one too!

Interestingly a quick scan through Yawn's Abu Dhabi BFF FB page shows she's being coached by the same charlatan.....

Smorgasborb · 07/01/2022 07:33

@Twentytwentyhindsight

Maybe it's the rictus grin- wasn't that also one of Roomie's defining factors?
Yup. And she's been clear that the grin was hiding a multitude of issues.
Twentytwentyhindsight · 07/01/2022 08:05

@PieonaBarm

I have heard many interesting things about the 'shadow' pyramid scheme of MLM coaching that is designed to hoover up any surplus cash the victims are not spending on being 'their own best customer' or 'a product of the product'.

Obviously, it is beneficial to the charlatans who dispense the 'trainings' (my botted ex spent £60 a throw for half-hour one-to-one sessions that essentially consisted in telling her it was her fault she was not succeeding, and that the only way she would was to continue investing in 'changing her mindset').

It is also beneficial for the upline, as the wavering bot is hooked in for longer and does not come to the conclusion that lack of success is due to MLMs being scams.

However, I have also heard that there is a 'trade' in bots between uplines and 'coaches', where a coach might pay a 'commission fee' for any bot delivered into their clutches. I wonder whether Yawn's promotion of this coach falls into this category...

Spongebobette · 07/01/2022 09:13

Ooof it is so murky isn’t it

fromdownwest · 07/01/2022 09:35

@Missdread

Sooooo excited with the launch of the new Juice Plus protein shake! Mixed with water 🤢luminous pink 🤮, contains every vitamin known to man😂. It also knocks at least 2 minutes off your fastest ever km. Aaargh! Make the bots stop!
6.5 grams of sugar per 40g serving!!!!! That’s is an insane amount!

Have you seen the top boy duo, London based, all they do is shop and shill.

Quite a watch to be fair!

Smorgasborb · 07/01/2022 09:56

Nurse hasn't kicked off her relaunched bizniss very well.
The small order she drove miles to get that was for just her.
The big fanfare of the C9 didn't really happen. One 'story' of a single shake and 4lbs lost overnight (not possible) and nothing since. Given an Asda visit and a muffin in Costa gets a live 'story' I'm surprised we haven't heard more. Experience tells us she sacked that one off pretty quickly.

Spongebobette · 07/01/2022 10:52

Yawn and BFF will soon be charging for their mentoring (having plagiarised everything they can glean from the mentor THEY are paying) and I bet it’s the likes of Nurse who will stump up their hard earned cash to be told it’s all about mindset and contacting 10 people every day

BSintolerant · 07/01/2022 12:59

It’s a pity Yawn can’t see that she’s being scammed by her so-called coach. Is he really teaching her anything new? “Talk to ten people every day” sounds familiar. All these coaches do is feed people with false hope, regurgitate old training (Yawn may as well read First Steps to Manager again) and keep people too busy so they don’t have time to stop and reflect on the fact that only a few people make huge amounts of money from MLM and most of the money is made from the shadow pyramid. She’s a mug.

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