Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Money matters

Find financial and money-saving discussions including debt and pension chat on our Money forum. If you're looking for ways to make your money to go further, sign up to our Moneysaver emails here.

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

999 replies

BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

OP posts:
Thread gallery
13
BSintolerant · 22/02/2022 19:42

One for both ends? Grin

OP posts:
definitelynotabot · 22/02/2022 20:00

@BSintolerant

One for both ends? Grin
Pass the mind bleach ....
definitelynotabot · 22/02/2022 20:21

I did a bit more digging and found Global Leadership Team qualified for past years.

2015 Bloodsucker 15k. Uber 12.5k, Lanzabot 10k, Manbot 7.5, another at 7.5k

2016 - 11 yes 11 UK bots qualified (not sure what amounts).

2017 Bloodsucker and Uber got 12.5k
3 more UK bots qualified- one at 10k, 2 at 7.5k ,(don't know their nicknames).

2018 Bloodsucker 10k Uber 7.5k - that's all from UK.

2019 - can't find

2020 Just Bloodsucker from UK - at 7.5k.

Bit of a decline?

Spongebobette · 23/02/2022 02:57

If you turned that into a graph it would not inspire success

DecemberGal · 23/02/2022 09:38

Yawns Monday Club they look bored. Has she borrowed her DDs jacket for that shoot?

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 23/02/2022 09:44

@DecemberGal

Yawns Monday Club they look bored. Has she borrowed her DDs jacket for that shoot?
So bored! And she put the same pic on twice to make it look like more people!
FloellaDeVille · 24/02/2022 13:12

For someone who lies so much, Yawn is ridiculously bad at keeping her stories straight.

Posting on FB about storing away her "little clothes" over the years, from before she "got fat", and now being able to get back into them. Photo of statement white top and black trousers.

Then in the comments mentioning how she bought the top in Spain last October.

Pants. on. fire.

BSintolerant · 24/02/2022 20:07

Yawn’s got her minions doing a 14 day challenge, i.e 14 days of Facebook lives which is enough to make most reasonable people lose the will to live. One bot apologised for not rising to the challenge yesterday because “I couldn’t be arsed!” I hope they realise that being ordered to do challenges like this is another culty tactic to distract people from the reality that they’ve got sucked into a cult. It’s mindless busywork. It’s not as if anyone watching these mundane lives, which are tedious beyond belief, is going to make viewers part with their cash and join their team - eeeeeek, etc.

I do miss those Timeless Vie lives, with Daniiii, and India Backehande and her dog, Ralph Lauren. Grin

OP posts:
ArbunneHun · 24/02/2022 20:50

Oh bless you for remembering Danniiiiii and her designer dog, Ralph Lauren Flowers

I think my favourite Danniii live was when she was trying to explain the presence of a banned ingredient (arsenique) in the Timeless Vie Skinny Lard(TM) at around the time FL ‘business owners’ suddenly discovered that one of the product line contained a banned preservative and they were sitting on loads of stock Grin

BSintolerant · 24/02/2022 21:12

Skinny Lard(TM)! I remember it well.

Those lives must’ve really riled the bots!

Remind me: where were the accents on India’s son’s name? Grin

OP posts:
YouokHun · 25/02/2022 08:49

What was his name? Harseholé or something like that?

I miss Danniiiii too and I really wanted to build a six figure Parsliii income but I can’t have wanted it enough because it didn’t happen. I’m thinking of buying a handbag dog and calling Louis Vuitton in homage to TV and our great leader.

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2022 09:59

Has anyone seen the promo video on the FL country manager’s FB? It’s Yawn’s BFF - she’s hit Super Soaring Flappy Pigeon and she’s reminiscing about her FL journey and all the wonderful advantages it has brought her & her boys. Her ex-husband (& former joint FL business owner) is completely erased from this slow-mo, soft-focus puff piece, so is the huge, long-gone rented house. Instead, she presented as a struggling single mum who joined FL to pay for her son’s private school fees.

So disingenuous. Stalin levels of rewriting history Angry

definitelynotabot · 25/02/2022 11:16

@ArbunneHun

Has anyone seen the promo video on the FL country manager’s FB? It’s Yawn’s BFF - she’s hit Super Soaring Flappy Pigeon and she’s reminiscing about her FL journey and all the wonderful advantages it has brought her & her boys. Her ex-husband (& former joint FL business owner) is completely erased from this slow-mo, soft-focus puff piece, so is the huge, long-gone rented house. Instead, she presented as a struggling single mum who joined FL to pay for her son’s private school fees.

So disingenuous. Stalin levels of rewriting history Angry

I'm not on fb... and I've lost track of who Yawn BFF is. Clue pretty please? She must be about the only bot who's doing well this year if she's got a promotion. There haven't been any meaningful ones in yonks. There used to be so many each and every month... 'tis desperate times in botland.

I don't think we can really believe any of the stories TBH .. I've heard people spout complete bollox about their journeys at events, sometimes quite Walter Mitty-ish!

Still no news on this year's bonuses... shall we run a sweepstake?

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2022 11:21

Yawn’s BFF: first name shared with the industrious lady who Does Dallas. Surname is almost impossible to hint at, but you’ll find her video on the FL UK country manager’s FB page.

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2022 11:23

Fun (alleged) fact about Yawn’s BFF former husband/former FL bot… remember the agent provocateur who used to visit these threads, known as ‘Chimps’…?

definitelynotabot · 25/02/2022 11:29

@ArbunneHun

Yawn’s BFF: first name shared with the industrious lady who Does Dallas. Surname is almost impossible to hint at, but you’ll find her video on the FL UK country manager’s FB page.
Ah I think I've worked her out now. She's from after my time I think as I don't recognise her.
Spongebobette · 25/02/2022 11:40

Ah ‘Chimps’
If it was him, he is completely out of FL now

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2022 11:47

@Spongebobette

Ah ‘Chimps’ If it was him, he is completely out of FL now
Yes completely. I wonder whether FL played a role in the collapse of the relationship? Wasn’t Yawn’s husband working for him at one point?

He has been completely scrubbed from her revisionist FL history…

Spongebobette · 25/02/2022 12:15

Scrubbing social media, or altering it to fit the current narrative, is the 2022 version of Winston Smith’s job in 1984
Chimp is an unperson now

definitelynotabot · 25/02/2022 12:22

@Spongebobette

Ah ‘Chimps’ If it was him, he is completely out of FL now
Was he actually active? A lot of people put their partners on the form, but the partner doesn't play any material part.
Spongebobette · 25/02/2022 12:26

Well he claims on LinkedIn that he has ‘grown his own business in the Health and Wellness sector from startup to exit’

definitelynotabot · 25/02/2022 13:42

@Spongebobette

Well he claims on LinkedIn that he has ‘grown his own business in the Health and Wellness sector from startup to exit’
That's quite a boast if he's referring to a foreverfibbing business. All you have to do to exit is just stop! And he doesn't say how far he's grown it. You could make that claim even if you didn't get to Supervisor....
Spongebobette · 25/02/2022 15:23

‘ startup to exit’ implies that he founded a business, grew it and sold it when it became successful

definitelynotabot · 25/02/2022 15:27

@Spongebobette

‘ startup to exit’ implies that he founded a business, grew it and sold it when it became successful
Exactly. If he is referring to his FL business, that is a very considerable stretch of the truth....
ArbunneHun · 25/02/2022 16:07

He certainly used to attend events/parade on stage/collect over-sized display cheques/come on here to stir up trouble…allegedly

Swipe left for the next trending thread