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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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JohnStonesMissus · 19/02/2022 21:45

Can someone explain the levels? Which is the best, level 1 or 3?

stockpilingallthecheese · 19/02/2022 22:26

Has welshbot qualified for a cheque?

JaniceBattersby · 19/02/2022 23:06

Has my local bot got a cheque? She’s been frothing for months because she’s going on the free holiday. First name same as Yawn, surname same as the famous Salford gangster Paul.

BotOff · 19/02/2022 23:39

Welshbot (if begins with J) yes, she got an embarrassing level 1. Salford Gangster also an embarrassing level 1.
JohnStonesMisssus level 1 is the lowest

definitelynotabot · 20/02/2022 00:21

Well 6 years ago Yawn got $150k and Uber a million dollars. With 6 years' growth what do you think would be reasonable for them to get this year?

Spongebobette · 20/02/2022 00:22

By now they should be raking in ‘residual income’ and be retired

JohnStonesMissus · 20/02/2022 01:13

@BotOff

Welshbot (if begins with J) yes, she got an embarrassing level 1. Salford Gangster also an embarrassing level 1. JohnStonesMisssus level 1 is the lowest
Thanks...
BSintolerant · 20/02/2022 08:32

Good point Sponge - why haven’t they retired? In 2016 they were all crowing about how they’d be able to afford to retire in five years’ time.

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Spongebobette · 20/02/2022 08:59

Getting my bingo card of excuses ready

  • so grateful to have a bonus cheque at all in these unprecedented times!
  • such a generous company giving me a bonus despite the pandemic - no other companies are giving out bonuses!
  • amazed! I took a year out to homeschool my kids but wow I still achieved a bonus!
  • you can’t expect the big cheques when you’ve stepped back from your business for a year to renovate your house
  • after pausing my business after having my baby I wasn’t expecting a cheque but feel for lucky to have earned a free holiday

Etc

One of those was actually posted by Yawn a couple of years ago when she got no cheque

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 20/02/2022 09:48

The cynical part of me wonders if this is why Yawn has suddenly started doing some "reno" projects in the last couple of weeks.

It will now be fresh in people's minds and give the impression she's done lots to the house all year.

Spongebobette · 20/02/2022 10:01

Good point and as she’s scrubbed her social media no one will see the posts from a year ago when she said she was planning the best year ever

Botbrigade · 20/02/2022 11:41

Where are these cheque qualifiers listed please @BotOff?

DecemberGal · 20/02/2022 11:43

Awaits Castles 🏰 excuse I’ve had a baby which she has palmed off to her parents.
Suppose Uber could say doing up holiday home 🏡

DecemberGal · 20/02/2022 11:51

Forgot to add COVID is always a good excuse.

fromdownwest · 20/02/2022 11:58

How infuriating seeing JL boy collect a cheque having considering her recent LTD company actions.

Shameful beyond belief.

DecemberGal · 20/02/2022 12:19

Yawn supposedly off to charity shop. Aren’t they normally closed Sunday?
Getting rid of old gear yeah.

JohnStonesMissus · 20/02/2022 14:23

@DecemberGal

Yawn supposedly off to charity shop. Aren’t they normally closed Sunday? Getting rid of old gear yeah.
All her minions sucking up to her I see, it's Yawn's lifeblood.
swampytiggaa · 20/02/2022 17:03

@DecemberGal I used to work at barnardos and they were open on Sundays 😊

DecemberGal · 20/02/2022 19:58

Castle who you kidding with the hand photos. You cannot alter the vein pattern . Unless you’ve done a Frankenstein alteration 🫀🫁🧠🧟‍♀️🪓between old and young.👵 👩.

definitelynotabot · 21/02/2022 15:29

@BotOff

Yawn, Lanza, Bro Bot, Castle’s bestie, Yawn’s bestie, JL Bot, Uber Bot’s poorer sister are all only level 1! How the hell did Bro manage it? I suspect Castle stacked him!! Only FOURTEEN in total got Level 1!! Level 2 - Uber Bot, Castle and Man bot (surname month) Level 1- Just Bloodsucker!!! Considering they took advantage of people’s desperation during a pandemic, had say STILL a massive FAIL!
Are you sure that's not last year's list? That's what was on the 2021 qualifier list (I can't find a 2022 one)... I do suspect 2022 will be even more of a damp squib than the 2021 one though!
Spongebobette · 21/02/2022 22:35

Interesting point!

definitelynotabot · 22/02/2022 11:14

The list usually gets issued about the end of Feb I think - so should be any time soon. Funnily enough, I doubt there will be the usual fuss made as there would have been in times past.

@Spongebobette yes to excuse bingo Grin - maybe we could do an award for the best excuse?

Spongebobette · 22/02/2022 13:51

Oh yes let’s!

A lip balm for the winner!!!

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 22/02/2022 15:15

I'm pretty sure that the only reason Yawn got a cheque last year was because Uber stacked under her. I would be astonished if she gets anything this year, and if she does it will be the saddest of sad yoga mats.
If there were only 14 cheques last year and that was after a bumper covid-fear-mongering year then surely it has to be even less this year prays

definitelynotabot · 22/02/2022 15:22

@Spongebobette

Oh yes let’s!

A lip balm for the winner!!!

Two lip balms for the runner-up Grin Grin
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