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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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JohnStonesMissus · 17/02/2022 17:41

Me too please BotOff!

stockpilingallthecheese · 17/02/2022 19:55

Yawn's 'hilarious' and absolutely not at all made up whoops post. Honestly the photo. Imagine how many attempts she had at pulling that stupid face. Just bullshit.

Spongebobette · 17/02/2022 20:49

‘Whoops silly me I forgot something’

‘look at my Filofax where I plan in all my time with highlighters, blocking out family time’

🤔

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 17/02/2022 21:06

Bloodsucker is going to hell. No shame.

Gems1210 · 17/02/2022 22:42

Me too please BotOff!

LoopyGremlin · 18/02/2022 08:14

Could Yawn have ‘forgotten’ because you don’t get paid holidays in MLM, unlike in real jobs? Just another reason why I’d rather be employed.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 18/02/2022 10:18

The ex-policewoman who moved to Spain, one of Yawn's 'stars' has admitted that she had to get a J.O.B. and actually it's brilliant. Loads of friends and other bots congratulating her. Yawn hasn't posted anything new, and no stories since yesterday. Coincidence?!

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 10:31

Clue for name?

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 18/02/2022 10:57

I can't remember her name but I can picture her.

I want to look up her page now to see if the signs were there, if the cracks were showing

DecemberGal · 18/02/2022 11:28

Both names 6 letters 1st starts with 12th letter of alphabet 2nd starts with 8th letter. Sorry can’t think of better clue. She does live in Spain though .

SmorgasBorb · 18/02/2022 11:32

While searching for police lady I found a post from Yawn from May 2020.
She named the 6 'hand picked' of her biggest 'rising stars' to help her present on how to make £500 a month income ("because I'm rather good at that"). Of those 6 only 1 still has anything FL related on their FB page and that's Specsavers. One of the other 5 is nurse. One of them is now an acti bot. Not exactly stratospheric.

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 11:41

None of those is making, or has ever made, £500 a month profit

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 11:46

However, they have been taught by Yawn how to talk about ‘putting plans in place to make £500 a month'

fromdownwest · 18/02/2022 15:15

No vowels selling the FL lifestyle.

Insta saying she's an addict and now on tramodal (sic) lol

Followed by a post asking who can relate to someone who posted a video of someone eveading a collection agency....

Sell that lifestyle

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 18/02/2022 15:36

The Forever collagen sachets cost £83 per MONTH. That is astronomical!

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 18/02/2022 16:13

@DecemberGal

Both names 6 letters 1st starts with 12th letter of alphabet 2nd starts with 8th letter. Sorry can’t think of better clue. She does live in Spain though .
This is bugging me....am I right in thinking her first name is the same as the surname of the actor Robert who played Wolfie in Citizen Smith ?(showing my age there!!)

If so, please can I have another clue for the bot's surname

DecemberGal · 18/02/2022 16:27

Yes getting warm about the spelling but slightly different.
Yawn deliberating whether to go to HO yeah right.How’s your thatch love . See what the wind 💨 is doing to the O2 arena.

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 16:35

Does she hav a surname ending lin?

fromdownwest · 18/02/2022 16:56

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

The Forever collagen sachets cost £83 per MONTH. That is astronomical!
Yet they line up and take it all in! Not to mention the appauling single use sachets! To be fair they planted 2 trees 4 years ago.
DecemberGal · 18/02/2022 16:57

👍

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 18/02/2022 17:16

@Spongebobette sounds like you've got it. Please can I have a clue

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 17:17

^^

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 18/02/2022 17:40

@Spongebobette ....hear that? That's the sound of the penny dropping! Grin

Spongebobette · 18/02/2022 17:58

🤣

Pollyphila · 19/02/2022 09:11

[quote WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks]@Spongebobette sounds like you've got it. Please can I have a clue[/quote]
Easy enough to find on a trawl through Yawn’s Instagram - March 2021 screenshot - GDPR is only for the little people.

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