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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2022 13:59

Broke's ponzi collapsed yesterday. For anyone who reads BehindMLM, this is one hell of a ride even by their standards.

behindmlm.com/companies/futures-trade-pulls-regulators-exit-scam-after-ceo-outed/

Spongebobette · 25/01/2022 16:56

Wow

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 25/01/2022 18:20

Nurse likes a drive thru macdonalds after collecting her (own) diet products from HQ. The irony 🤣

Cheshamgirl · 25/01/2022 18:54

Ironbot keeps posting her "chocolate" pancakes.🙈 Honestly luv, they look like turds.
Wondering when her new Irish bots realise they've seen all these posts before and worked out they've spent a fortune on JP only lost 1lb in weight??
I'm literally praying for her neighbour to open her eyes to all this. She seems like a lovely lady and Ironbot has her claws well and truely dug in.

Her first name is a colour, similar to purple.
Has anyone watched her lives?

spanfan · 25/01/2022 19:04

Ooof. Yawn says people use they're lip balm post bikini wax. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine you get them muddled. 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢

Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 19:21

I'm honestly less concerned about that confusion than the one brought to mind when FL bots were suggesting using the lip balm on haemorrhoids...

Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 19:22

Especially when they're 'loaning' samples out...

BSintolerant · 25/01/2022 19:52

What a thought @Twentytwentyhindsight! It’s probably just as well some bots don’t seem know their arse from their elbow and wouldn’t be able to find either with a map.

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 20:38

I've just skimmed through Broke's latest live (I'd lose the will to live if I listened all the way through.
Apart from his hilarious defence of the Futurestrade.io Ponzi scheme as a worthy venture being defamed by slanderous accusers, he mentions this thread as a part of a longstanding conspiracy haters jealous of his success in network marketing hanging up on him.
I'm pretty sure every mention of him on here has been about what a ridiculous comedy loser he is (apart from those about him being abusive to his former partner, a far right racist, a serial law breaker and a tax and benefits cheat. I've probably forgotten a few...).
But jealous of his success? What fucking planet does that waster live on?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 20:57

Apologies for the many typos, was listening to Broke's alternate reality whilst trying not to spit out my evening wine and fat-fingered typing at the same time...

PieonaBarm · 25/01/2022 21:47

Forty minutes of Brokes ramblings. I don't think I can do it!

That lift is stuck in the Suez Canal. It's not even made it to the basement yet never mind the Penthouse!

Spongebobette · 25/01/2022 21:59

Cannot bear to watch more than a minute of him

Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 22:04

My main take from it is that he believes a mention on here 3 years ago is a claim to pyramid scheme fame...
We are getting under their skins.

Dizzy6700 · 25/01/2022 22:13

Brokes live!!!!!!! He was clearly off his face! frothing at the mouth, his eyes were somewhere in next week and his speech was slurred. He is clearly having a meltdown. He is quite obviously BROKE! How can anyone follow him in matters of money???? He lives in a $hithole corpie house squalor estate in Rock Ferry.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 25/01/2022 22:27

But, but, but, he has downloaded a couple of books, and after spending the next few days on his mindset he is going to set himself up as a TRADER - then he'll appear in his full glory and us naysayers will be forced to bow down before his emerging resplendent glory.
What an absolute wanker.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2022 22:37

Reading the comments, this is a textbook exit scam. Refund the smallest amounts first so it looks like it's all above board, whilst you funnel the big money far, far away.
It's exactly what PGI did a few months ago. In a few days there will be some sort of notice on the website of closure, and that will be that.

Dizzy6700 · 25/01/2022 22:39

Did you see the comments from one fella who is asking of it's a pyramid scheme and wants his doe back, and has been blocked and kicked out of the private groups.. No way are any of them getting their doe back.

Dizzy6700 · 25/01/2022 22:41

Ewe.. I'm up to the bit where he spits out his gum... He is $hitfaced on pills and/or powders

Dizzy6700 · 25/01/2022 22:59

OMG, his mums' money is tied up in this Ponzi too!!!!!!

Keep making waves peeps:
*TS Shite in trouble
*BOO gone
*iGenious in hot water coz of WFABB
*Futures trading gone haha

Next up.. Wig and Sleezes' scam

Need to see the same for the long standing ones like FM, herbashite, Forever fibbing, valentus etc...

Spongebobette · 26/01/2022 05:54

What a huge fraud Broke is involved in
He says his team has invested. 650k? Meaning they have lost that money and he’s persuaded people to buy into this Ponzi
He’s telling people to stick with it and keep the faith?? And stop being disrespectful? And that they are still earning commission, it’s just that the ‘back office’ is currently not working and that they can trust the CEO???

Dizzy6700 · 26/01/2022 07:27

Have you read the articles on BehindMLM? Just type in futurestrade.io review and go to the BehindMLM article. There are links to 2 more. The CEO that they're all worshipping, well that's not his real name... He has a sketchy past and has been using a blagg name... They're all in for a big shock!

VolcanicEruption · 26/01/2022 09:08

Yawns photo with the too tight jacket 🤣.Probably borrowed from daughter or someone else. Could be a sale/charity shop item for photo shoot. Will it now disappear?
Regarding broke. Agree off his face. Fast forwarded it to his waffle re MN.
FLHQ next door to Maccy’sI bet Nurse wasn’t their only customer .

CurlsandCurves · 26/01/2022 09:12

Someone mentioned upthread that FM are having problems.

Can anyone elaborate or point me to a link, please?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 26/01/2022 09:30

Broke appears to have deleted that train crash of a live. Is the penny starting to drop?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 26/01/2022 09:59

If I were him, I'd be very careful about using the 'well I was making money' defence, in case the numerous mugs he appears to have roped in realise that every penny he made (if indeed he made any money) came out of their pockets...