We are fully registered - no yawning allowed - it's MLM Botwatch 32!

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Pm me for more info Huns

Jeez @TheRealBarnbot - you’ve certainly poked a stick into a nest of angry Vida reps tonight!

I have much time for TheRealBarnbot for the magnificent work she's done so far. I can't 'like' FL though. Any organisation that allows people to thrive - in fact even to exist - in it and to behave dishonourably is deeply flawed in my book.

Just seen someone posting on Facebook trying to recruit people to sell tea bags. They are saying £150 profit from selling 18 tea bags. They sound like some bloody expensive tea bags

So where does all this money come from?

How do you "smash" a pre-launch exactly?

Just has a listen to brokeflatbot's life story video from 14th September and was astounded to hear that he got £75,000 compensation as a result of being in a joy-ridden car that ploughed into a bus. Abso-fuckin'-lutely crazy

His latest live on his partner's Facebook where he's promising that with his training people can earn the same salaries as highly trained professionals. Calling for peace and love man between MLMs.

Now, I dunno about you, but I prefer to have my professional training from people who have had a bit of success in their friend and not just a few ideas scribbled down on a few sheets of lined A4.

How about you give us a fucking break for Christmas, cockwomble?

Friend = field

Ugh, this law of attraction bollocks just sets my teeth on edge. Thinking about something everyday for ten years and then getting it just means you have eventually achieved a life go it does not mean the universe has somehow rewarded you! Now if I could think positively about getting an Aston Martin today and have someone give me one tomorrow I might start to believe in it! And don't get me start about knowing not to attract the wrong things - way to make people feel that any bad luck 's their own fault...

I used to think a lot about Tom Hardy but he’s not sitting here in my living room with me. What’s that all about?

FFS. The other day I posted about a FL bot talking about "Care Kits to support the side effects of Cancer Treatments".

Well she's done her live video about it and it seems that she's asking for people to make a donation to her or her team so they can put together a "Care Pack" that includes FL products of course that they will hand-deliver to patients in hospices and cancer wards. The packs cost around £20.

So to recap she's asking for people to "donate" but what she really means is buy her stock from her so she can then give them direct to people receiving chemotherapy or radiotherapy.

I have a work colleague and a friend both going through such treatments at the moment. Neither of them, I can assure you, would want some random bot popping up during their treatment extolling the virtues of a product they happen to sell

With the cancer care kits and yet another woman broken from bullying in flp ive decided ive had enough. Fuck um their next 😡

Law of attraction stuff is just a way for thick people, who have read a book, to make money from even thicker people who are willing to pay stupid amounts of money to be told they should love themselves and believe they achieve whatever they want. These mindset coaches are bigger scammers than the fucking MLM companies at times. Sorry but this shit really boils my piss!!

Moving on... Cancer care packages. Are these people for real!? they can fuck off n all.

I am having a bad day, sorry guys!

So many of the Valentus Bots wishing that they “could of gone” (does the coffee cause an inability to write grammatically?) to Florida. Has Salon gone on her own?

@therealbarnbot glad to hear you've changed your mind! Bullying is not ok. Nor are the cancer claims!

@TheRealBarnbot - good news. Where are you going to do your lives now? Maybe you should just call yourself “Britain First” and then you can come out whatever bollocks you want to and not get banned 😀

The amount of bots shouting that they will be on that cruise 'next year' makes me worry they might need a bigger boat.

Mrs Gotobed, that makes the "buy a tube of aloetoothpaste and I will donate £3 to charity" look like small change .

@TheRealBarnbot

You might like my username #yawnbot

I just wrote a post on why network marketing is bad. So many times I've needed to explain to people why MLMs are unethical and problematic. Now I can just give them a link.

botwatch.blog/2017/09/21/why-network-marketing-is-a-bad-thing/

Also, have you seen the video of the Vida bot bragging how he's going to bring back loads of dodgy coffee in his suitcase and 'blag customs'? It's at the bottom of the 'vida divina breaks the law' post. Unbelievable what people think they can get away with!

I’m feeling a bit narky tonight but I really hope that TopvidaBot and alll those vicious Harpies who were commenting on Barnbot’s Live yesterday crash and burn soon.

So today I have checked..... Im not a prostitute (I never charge), I am not a dog (only 2 legs) and as far as I am aware I dont have fleas although I did have an itchy leg earlier so I cant state fact on that one!

And as far as the failed mlm career goes well it depends what your definition of failed is really. Id say from where Im standing Im winning! 🖕😂😂

@TheRealBarnBot I dunno, I’ve met far nicer dogs than some —most— MLM peeps.

And I’m quite convinced you’re not a prostitute. Interesting use of sex-based slurs though.

strikeout fail

Blag customs, eh? toobusy

All that coffee! I thought coffee was supposed to disguise cocaine - maybe he’s hoping the opposite will work