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We are fully registered - no yawning allowed - it's MLM Botwatch 32!

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GavinFromTradingStandards · 03/09/2017 19:09

Pm me for more info Huns Grin

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BSintolerant · 18/09/2017 21:21

Toobusy excellent article, thank you for sharing. I love the distribution centre, especially the alfresco waiting room with the white sofa. More bots should go into interior design. Grin

NikiBabe · 18/09/2017 21:45

My MLM bot friend has quit it works!

And started a life coaching business......

I think I preferred the non stop posts about it works. Her life coaching is all plagiarized from that drivel book the Secret.

darceybussell · 18/09/2017 21:51

Just FYI, for people in MLM who may have low self-worth. If I am going to a work conference, work paying for the hotel room is not being 'treated', nor is it 'so generous' - it is the fucking least I expect.

cozietoesie · 18/09/2017 22:44

Being 'treated' with a hotel room is the last thing I need........

Toobusytowee · 18/09/2017 23:09

I wonder if the Xerveo bots have read my analysis of their scheme? One of their loudest bots has gone quiet and has turned off his comments on Facebook. I hope he's having a good think about what he's doing.

Ladiva1971 · 19/09/2017 00:13

I am so glad there are no vegans in this shampoo as I have a severe reaction to them..........

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Bovneydazzlers · 19/09/2017 06:07

Castle vloggerbot video - if anything good is to come out of the vlogging is that someone needs to tell her that she's letting her child travel in a massively dangerous way.... he's definitely too young and little to be out of a 5 point harness, and on each occasion he has the (adult) seatbelt tucked under his armpit not across his shoulder...yikes! Castlebot sort it out!

SSDGM · 19/09/2017 08:14

Ok, why is stokeflatbrokebot's girlfriend asking about life insurance? Wasn't he flogging it and making all the ££££s a few weeks ago? Also: he was going off on "radio silence" for 2 weeks. Straight back on in less than 12 hours.

TooBusy - amazing work. Let's hope the sunnden Facebook clear out of The Coffee King And Queen is because they've maybe had some contact from our friend Gavin at Trading Standards.

MrsGotobed · 19/09/2017 15:41

Care Kits to support the side effects of Cancer treatments

Hmm

I wonder what spurious health claims are going to made here then?
She's apparently going to do a Live about it today if anyone wants to keep an eye out for it later.

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SSDGM · 19/09/2017 17:21

@TheRealBarnbot loving catching up on your live, but I must comment on the apparent lack of self- awareness of some of the current bots coughporschetestdrivecough commenting on how the regulation you have talked about is all brilliant (which it is) but he and his missus are two of the worst offenders of promising fucking unicorns I've ever, ever seen. They should be apologising, but we know that behind your back they will be recruiting and lying their bloody heads off while relieving some poor bugger of £500 to start a "business". Do they even know you mean them?

Moose23IsHungry · 19/09/2017 17:51

Christ, Browbot did a 6 hour round trip to lure some unsuspecting and naive young lass into FL. I am so tempted to start messaging these poor girls and directing them to timelessvie and botwatch.

fitgirl26 · 19/09/2017 18:06

I think the latest Botwatch blog would be helpful as long as the poor girl isn't completely botted already!

BSintolerant · 19/09/2017 18:06

She must be getting desperate if she's daft enough to spend her precious time on this earth doing six-hour round trips to visit someone who is statistically unlikely to still be on the aloe game this time next year.

Times must be hard in Foreverland.

fitgirl26 · 19/09/2017 18:08

And yes @SSDGM - they might have wiped their public profiles but Coffee King and Queen are serial offenders - ooh look at this £90K car I'm test driving thanks to my business - ooh look how we can afford to send our daughter to private school thanks to the business. Blek.

SSDGM · 20/09/2017 12:56

Well isn't that predictable nice. Stokeflatbrokebot's girlfriend has found a life insurance policy that gives her exactly the same benefits as the one he was allegedly earning ££££s from back in July that he suddenly went quiet about after spending a night on the streets in London.

Why can't people see the bullshit?!

ArbunneHun · 20/09/2017 15:12

Anyone calculated exactly how FEW UK Valentus reps are going to the 'amazing' #SuccessSummit in Florida and then on to the free cruise? I've counted 3 (including SalonBot). Anyone spotted any more? I've seen far more 'I totally qualified for this luxury cruise but I can't go because kids/husband/dog/other commitments* etc' statuses than I have 'Eek! AMAZING CRUISE! So #blessed to be going!'

*doesnt include your flights, transfers or wraparound hotel accommodation

**no one mentioned not being able to afford it or the fact that the it's right in the worst part of hurricane season

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 20/09/2017 15:47

I'm proper laughing at one rep going on the free cruise. Her lives of her another bot at Heathrow and got some poor unsuspecting waiter on one their lives. It's embarrasing, but hilarious.

Jonsey32 · 20/09/2017 16:02

I saw that too.
She mentioned about 100 times the word prosecco- like they were drinking liquid gold! Come on girls! We all know prosecco is just poor mans champagne!

BethanyBarleywater · 20/09/2017 17:27

Sooo today's the day the leaders have flown ✈️out to palm beach for our Florida summit and some even boarding an all expenses paid cruise 🛳 what a company!

I am soooo excited to hear all the exciting news on its way !

Let's get the ready for lift off ..pre launch is here ...time to shine again 🚀🚀🚀

Buzzing 🐝🐝

Hmm,tell me more about this "pre-launch" you speak of.

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 20/09/2017 18:41

I'm guessing they didn't give their upgrade to premium economy they were banging on about in that live either jonsey. The poor Huns. 😂

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 20/09/2017 18:42

And why is Salon referring to her team as bossbabes again??? Cringe. They are not even anyone's boss. So I don't understand that phrase!?

SSDGM · 20/09/2017 19:06

Oh dear poor Vida reps.. just arriving in Orlando for their conference to discover is Valentus v2...
My Vida bot has been marvelling on Virgin Atlantic wifi she gets free food and drink. It ain't free, love. It's cost you £4K so far and it's sitting in your garage. And now you can't sell any of it!

cozietoesie · 20/09/2017 19:22

....It ain't free, love. It's cost you £4K so far and it's sitting in your garage....

Wink
Jonsey32 · 20/09/2017 19:32

trippleflappy
That was my personal favourite! Going on about getting an upgrade to premium (economy) haha

Sean1984 · 20/09/2017 21:26

That person that put the above status on their facebook page about Florida copied it off another bot who had put it up 3 hours before she did , lol, just put it into the search box on FB.Hmm

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