MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

[MyCatsHateMLMtoo]

New thread, links to follow...

It was to be expected, I fear. UK market saturation and all.

I'm not sure who traitor bot is but how do leaders cheat their way to the top in FL?

Another gem from Eyes. Truly tragicomic. A pop song about the realities of MLMS has been censored by the MLM industry.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-37584747

HL bot just posted this :( Did anyone see it? Is it an advert or a feature? Should we send the mag some info re MLMs and the damage they do?

😂😂😂😂😂

Fuck me Bot watchers! I'm on holiday in the Canaries ATM. So I thought 'there's more to holidays than drinking sangria round the pool' and we went on a tour round the island. This afternoon stopped at a FUCKING ALOE VERA plantation where we learnt about all its health benefits!!! 😂😂😂

I've been on these threads under various names all year so I guess this is karma for taking the piss! Haha!

Don't get me wrong, seeing a fresh leaf being cut etc was great but when they started the bullshit about how it helps diabetes, prevents baldness, stops cancer etc I walked out. I don't know if it's mlm over here though .

Hilarious - sticking to sangria round the pool from now on!

On a ying/yang note though, we did see camels so here is my belated tribute to MAU too along with pics of the lying shit people got spouted.

#bournemouth

Toobusy, that article Eyes unearthed is hilarious! And the singer's name is Eakwitchet .... that's very bot, that is! Eeeeeeeaaaaaaak!

Here it is again: www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-37584747

Shirley, it looks like an advertorial for which the magazine will have been paid lots of money.

One of my friends on fb looks to have just joined another mlm business, with 8 various promotions and 4 levels of downlines, and from what I can see you buy a kit to start, but they're not saying whats in the kit or how much it is, however are divulging how much commission you can earn with each promotion/minion. I've also noticed a growing trend with these companies that sell through people on fb.

This is one of the (many) things that really hacks me off about MLMs. If you were promoting any other business you would be telling people what it was but with MLM it's all about the "PM me hun"...

Of course. If MLMers sent the details then prospects might actually be able to think about it.

Thats the thing that irritates me! Surely people are asking if its so good how come your not posting the cost to join? Actibot posted a massive join actilabs for just £20 post yesterday, with a kit worth over £100 (4 items), the kit is normally £50 as far as I know.

She had quite a bit of interest yesterday, with people asking for more info, I'm guessing there will be a few more actibots flying around now.

They may find a 'good initial offer' but it doesn't change the final outcome of a MLM deal. That's a tactic to enable adherents to get inside and into 'You know you want to...' mode over coffee. If you give people the chance to stand back and think about things/discuss them with friends or relatives, you might well lose them. (And you couldn't be having that.)

Just to remind people - now that we're getting to that point again - that we were going to include dear CAM in the thread title somehow. As a salutation.

in the next thread title.

Can you set it up Cozie?

Afraid not, Sponge. Very temperamental device. The links would be a line in the sand for it at the moment.

Delurker looking for some help please😔 Can I have a quick chat with you on private message please?

Did someone speak to you Bingowings? If not, PM me hun!

Was it me you wanted to speak to?

Dear Goodness. Toobusy said THE WORDS!

Couldn't help myself.

Oh yes.

What's all this then? Project X all over the shop