MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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BBC Watchdog has investigated the claims made by Juice Plus.

www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/c6357f0b-07a0-431e-adb0-05414f15026a?ns_campaign=bbc-three&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=bbc-link-shortener&ns_linkname=c6357f0b-07a0-431e-adb0-05414f15026a

well done for finding that moomoomonkey.That will be sure to piss on the big Bournemouth bonfire this weekend.

Hilarious disingenuous vid on traitor bot's page explaining how she want happy in her former MLM (FL) and how other leaders cheat their way up the ladder.

She mentions that 60,000 joined FL in one year but only 5,000 stayed active

That's a LOT of 'business in a box' 200 quids funnelled up the pyramid!!!!

I'm surprised that someone hasn't explained the overall effect of 'knocking copy' to them.

*wasn't happy

D'oh

Former top LTW now Skinny Coffee Bot has had a massive anti-LTW rant on her page complaining about things like non-receipt of goods. Same Bot was on the Bot Watch FB page a few months ago loudly proclaiming how fantastic LTW was. She's now painting herself and her Top Bot Crew as angels for walking away from the company when they did - it was for the good of their downlines. Yes dear, of course it was.

If it's the one I've just watched, she's shameless.

Bigging up the miracle coffee business because it's 'established' and 'worldwide'

Whereas LTW was amazing because it was 'ground floor opportunity' and only in the UK

FFS

Are you telling me Yazoo didn't have the magical powers they claimed?

There's a new MLM being launched called QV Lifestyle. A lot of flowery words on the facebook page, lots of sickening testimonials from bots about how the company will change their lives...no actual information on the company.

This is one I hope people stay away from - it was set up by LTW rejects - a group of them that got kicked out for gross misconduct when they tried to poach other peoples teams.

Anyone have any info on what their business model actually is? I imagine it's going to be a rip off of LTW and along the same lines.

Don't know but they have Steering Group, one of whom has this as his bio

So all is well, move along, nothing dodgy here

Fuck me. 'vision' makes my skin crawl. Along with my 'why' which I seem to see all over the mlm fb shite.

Along with 'buzzing' and 'smashing' Just Eurgh

Yes but eliminating global poverty forever? Gotta admire that vision 😉

It's "teamies" that makes me want to punch something. Along with "eeeek" of course.

Teeny tiny overuse of the word 'people'?

People's Choice, People Voice, People's Independence, People's Vision, People's Rewards, People's Happiness, People's Dignity, People's Goals, People's Respect, People's Integrity, People's Passion, People's Freedom, People's Wishes, People's Dreams. All of those will be upheld by a venture and business for the People. QVLifestyle incorporates all that's mentioned. It promotes People's collective power to change the world for the better. Embark on this journey and let's try eradicate poverty collectively. This is for the People. This is ultimate People's Opportunity. Don't miss it People..

Also 'vision boards' fitgirl, they boil my piss

I think until something is done about these "companies", its always going to be a case of lose one and two others pop up in its place. Or people are going to get so sick of seeing them that they'll be blocked in seconds.

Surely when people hear all these terrible words and phrases it just puts them off. It certainly would make me want to run for the hills. Watching the jp Bournemouth convention clips on th are just making me recoil in horror. Grown women clapping like seals and cheering like beatlemania fans. I'm fascinated and horrified at the same time

Yes Sponge and the "vision boards" always have a white Range Rover and a generic tropical beach!

When you see 'oh that's going on my Vision Board!' as a response to a post about a holiday/ house or something, yuk, you know the vision board is a piece of card stuck to the fridge in an ordinary kitchen somewhere

An interesting read of the QV Lifestyle FB page. The reviews from brainwashed Bots are all quite laughable. I see James Porritt is part of the steering group - he was a frequent tagger on one of my LTW Bot's pages and was involved in a deeply suspicious "modelling" agency. Stay blessed huns.

How many of the JuicePlus people in Bournemouth are likely to have brought young kids with them? Just seen the creche facilities for the whole event were a bargain at £49.99. How much stuff would they need to sell just to break even for the weekend?

Spotted by Eyes- www.today.ng/news/nigeria/192527/expert-sensitises-nigerians-heart-health. FL infiltrating Nigeria.

They all seem to be 'buzzing' in Bournemouth.

I'm sure you can get medication for that.

Oh, yuk, toobusy.