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MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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bossbabebot · 09/03/2016 09:13

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Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 13:16

Hi Lady hi Bonjour! Its great to see so many delurkers coming to say hello, It helps to prove to these 'bots' that portray that we are all just ex mlm failures, or 'moaning mary vigilantees' that we are sooo much more than that! Behind the huge amount of posters, are an even bigger group of lurkers watching, reading and learning in the wings! We are ALL watching you Bots. 🔎🔎🔎

Tiredemma · 11/03/2016 13:17

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CheekySmile · 11/03/2016 13:18

Gah, post fail for overuse of 'intrigue'...

Aloedofcrap · 11/03/2016 13:20

That's interesting shirley it is clearly part of their training to recruit this way.

I just found the whole thing very odd, it also smacks of desperation if people are resorting to driving around looking for recruits.

DayToDayShit · 11/03/2016 13:22

Shirley tried to pm you but it said you are not receiving?!

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 13:24

Was it a bit like this shirley? Lol

powertotheparslaii · 11/03/2016 13:35

Shirley an Avon bot tried to recruit me like that years ago whilst I was walking home from playgroup with my toddler in the pushchair!

Seriously creepy driving around looking for people

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 13:36

Creepy indeed power and I wonder if it breaks some kind of law? Probably not, but it verges on stalker/harrasing behaviour...

BSintolerant · 11/03/2016 13:42

tiredemma They're all fur coat no knickers, so they've got nothing to get in a twist. Wink

Leeesten very carefully, I shall say zis only werence. If anyone wants to PM me with a list of bots and their code names I'll keep ze code book up to date. Thank you for those who have already PM'd me.

On that note I will disappear up ze back passage, through a shower of butt gravy into a sea of ordure (or la mer de la merde as they say in certain parts of the (in)continent) to update ze code book.

Annie65 · 11/03/2016 13:43

It used to be "ding dong" Avon calling, now its "peep peep" Avon stalking.Shock

bossbabebot · 11/03/2016 13:45

Hello botwatchers - signing in as I have spent the morning at the hell that is soft play. Tiny person fast asleep now - thank goodness.

Whilst I was there i saw a load of 'make money doing fuck all opportunity' flyers and business cards on the sign in desk. There was also a 'network mums' group advert for a lunch time this week. Spoke to the place owner who is also a friend - she didn't realise the problems with the MLM folk . But has noticed people leaving early and the place being very quiet on the day these ladies are due to have their meeting - obvs they have been putting folk off.

So friend is going to tell them to piss off - her takings are down and she says they are parasites...

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Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 13:48

bossbab massive win! Well done!!!

Also, we are gonna get haters on these threads from time to time #viestars, its all good... I have it on good authority that this guy knows what to do... 😉😉 thank me laters... Fuck the haterz, fuck the negativity, vive la parslaii! Wooop! 💯💯💯💯

Eyespying · 11/03/2016 13:53

'Avon' was once a traditional door-to-door direct selling company with non-salaried commission agents who could make money only by regularly selling cheap and cheerful products to members of the general public. 'Avon Ladies' were not paid commision on products they bought themselves. Common-sense limits were placed on the number of 'Avon Ladies' recruited in any particular area.

Due to many factors (supermarkets, the Internet, etc.) traditional door-to-door direct selling doesn't really exist anymore, so the directors of 'Avon' have begun to go down a familiar, and disturbing, jargon-laced path.

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 13:56

Welcome Lady and Bonjour. Smile Thanks for coming out to post.

JadziaSnax · 11/03/2016 13:58

Delurking. I've been following these threads and it's been a real eye-opener. Love Timeless Vie #parslaiipower

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 13:59

Interesting, bossbabe. I'd guess that your friend's thoughts will circulate among other business owners as well - and their customers. Smile

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 14:00

Good stuff, Jadzia. Welcome. Smile

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 14:05

Welcome jadzia BrewCakeFlowers

rayofhope · 11/03/2016 14:06

Hi to everyone that's popping on today, loving all the delurkers.

The only thing about everyone stopping their pages being public is all they do is ask the prospect to friend them on fb so they can then see the 'friends only' posts. But it just shows how they're having to change tack to keep their business going.

DriveInSaturday · 11/03/2016 14:06

Hello, I'm joining in Delurk Day. I catch up every day and feel like I know you all. I don't have my own story so haven't contributed, just wanted to say brilliant work.

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 14:08

Hi Drivein happy delurk day!! 🙌🙌🙌💯💯⭐️⭐️⭐️🎉🎉🎉🎉💎💎💎💎💎

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 14:09

Welcome DriveIn. Smile Good to have you here, lurking or posting.

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 14:11

Good point, I think thats gonna be a tricky one for them though ray would you want to friend a complete randomer on FB, and have them see all your stuff before you had decided who they were and what they were about? I suspect many will now be deterred.... (Not all obviously)

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 14:14

I had always thought that they'd be happy to friend just anybody.

You think not now so much? Wink

Bearbehind · 11/03/2016 14:16

De lurking to ask something that has always fascinated me- when does it go wrong for the guys who do recruit lots of people?

I'm thinking of those who you see receiving loads of awards/ cheques etc, so are making money from it.

Is it all a total lie? Are they just really selling an image?

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