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MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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bossbabebot · 09/03/2016 09:13

facebook.com/timelessvie

facebook.com/liestopper

@TimelessVie

botwatch.blogspot.com

timelessvie.wordpress.com

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.ca/2015/08/donald-trump-now-tries-to-rewrite-his.html - Eyes blog

now featuring Media Attention!

Forever Living lawyers!

Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

go!

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Bovnydazzlers · 11/03/2016 12:23

NigeriaandUgandaPovertySpreaderbigbot has also made posts private, no posts showing now after January.

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 12:27

Hi Namechangedemon 👋👋👋 good work on the posters! Love it! I think wherever possible we should do all try to do the same! We have to stop the virus from replicating and mutating...

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 12:28

Bovny... Thanks for the update... Thats interesting indeed...

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 12:28

Well done for speaking out, Namechangedemon. Welcome. Smile

WhatsUpTC · 11/03/2016 12:29

Hello, another lurker signing in.

I don't have any bots and no one has ever tried to sign me up.
I guess a cynical exterior has finally worked in my favour Smile

However I am appalled by the actions of these organisations.
I follow Timeless Vie on Twitter and remove flyers if I see them.

More power to your collective elbows.

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 12:32

No-one has ever attempted to sign me up either, Whatsup. Well done for speaking out anyway. Smile

cozietoesie · 11/03/2016 12:40

*WhatsUp
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(I'd blame the autocorrect but I think that one was down to me. Grin)

acatcalledjohn · 11/03/2016 12:40

Racketeering
Traditionally, obtaining or extorting money illegally or carrying on illegal business activities, usually by Organized Crime . A pattern of illegal activity carried out as part of an enterprise that is owned or controlled by those who are engaged in the illegal activity.

Yup.

Eyespying · 11/03/2016 12:44

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acatcalledjohn · 11/03/2016 12:49

Thank you all for showing your 'faces'. Can't keep up!

shirleyknotanotherbot · 11/03/2016 12:49

^
Me too

Melaw21 · 11/03/2016 12:50

Hi whatsup! Happy de-lurk day! Great to meet you! FlowersFlowers

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Eyespying · 11/03/2016 12:56

'MLM' mobs are in breach of RICO because they have been committing fraud on a massive scale (using amongst other mediums, the Internet and telephone systems), and because they have been using the product of that fraud to obstuct justice on an equally massive scale - broadcasting propaganda designed to prevent victims from complaining, and by corrupting politicians/legislators, law enfrcement agents, regulators, opinion makers, etc.

Everything 'MLM' mobs have done for decades, has obviously fitted into an overall pattern of ongoing major racketeering activity, as defined by RICO.

Today, a syndicate of wealthy 'MLM' mobsters have succeeded in infiltrating traditional culture so deeply (particularly, in the USA), that they make Mafia wiseguys look like a bunch of amateurs.

Aloedofcrap · 11/03/2016 13:02

No one has ever tried to sign me up until today!

I live in the area of the WWW awards that has been talked about up thread. There is clearly something in the water around here as we seem to have loads of bots here.

Anyway, I was just walking home from a morning shopping trip (on my day off from my JOB) when a car stopped in front of me and a woman gets out comes over to me waving an Avon leaflet and asks if I am interested in earning some extra cash working on her team!

After I told her I already had a job, she then asked if I knew anyone else who may be interested!!

I was surprised as I didn't think Avon was about recruitment but obviously they are changing their strategy.

But really WTAF to stop your car to try and recruit a random stranger to your team, the world has gone mad!

LadyKat567 · 11/03/2016 13:09

Another longtime lurker reporting for duty on delurk day! I am not involved in mlm myself but have one VERY annoying FLP bot on FB and a brand new Yonique bot that has just signed up this week. She is a lovely girl and I feel awful to think she might be sucked in and lose money that i know she doesn't have :(

Found you all by googling forever living after wondering what on earth my FB friend had got into and why she was acting so crazy!! Keep up the good work, great to see it making a difference!

BonjourMinou · 11/03/2016 13:09

Hello delurking on delurk day to say I think you're all doing an amazing job. I've been silently following these threads since thread one; I'm a SAHM and welcome the day someone tries to recruit me, these threads have given me a wealth of things to say!

I have directed a couple of people to the Timeless Vie Facebook page too. I think all these harmless comments being deleted show you've got FL et al running scared. You ARE making a difference, I can promise you that much.

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throwingpebbles · 11/03/2016 13:11

Lovely to hear from so many de-lurkers Smile Smile

BSintolerant · 11/03/2016 13:11

Hehe! Thank you for making me titter with your wonderful turns of phrase. If I grasp the tiger's tail and get covered in butt gravy, swimming in the sea of ordure will only make it worse. 😉

Welcome to all the ex bots, delurkers, FL lawyers, press fodder, fuckwit fodder et al.

In the true spirit of ze MLM Resistance perhaps we should have a code book (for secret circulation via pm only) with bots' codenames so that MN won't have to tell us off and censor our posts. It'll piss off the bots too. 😀

#vivelaresistance

simplydivine05 · 11/03/2016 13:15

I'm still lurking (instead of doing my J.O.B.)!

shirleyknotanotherbot · 11/03/2016 13:15

Aloed, this was how I was recruited by Avon. I was out walking the dog, a crazy lady jumped out of her car and said I was just the kind of sucker person she was looking for. I'm pretty sure she was driving around looking for victims and just about anyone would have done. I did it for a couple of months out of interest (I lead a quiet life ;) ) but it was a lot of effort for very, very little reward (actually it probably cost me in the end). The lady who jumped out of the car gave up before I did. haha.

I'm not here becaause of my experience though - I can afford to lose the odd £ and I knew what I was getting in to. I'm here for my dear friends who are throwing away money they can't afford and alienating their true friends :(

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CheekySmile · 11/03/2016 13:16

Welcome to all the delurkers!

And a wave to all the bots reading! The recent flurry of you locking down your FB profiles is intriguing. How are you going to build intrigue about what you do if your prospects can't see your fake lifestyle posts?