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MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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bossbabebot · 09/03/2016 09:13

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Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

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cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 09:20
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nextyearrodney · 09/03/2016 09:21

As posted on the last thread.

Alternatives to wampum

Concoction
Output
Fabrication
Spinoff
Merchandise
Artefact
Compound
Line
Quantum
Vendible
Gleaning

Any good ones here? I liked the suggestion of a generic term that would work across all mlms and not be too emotive.

xenu1 · 09/03/2016 09:28

shirleyknotanotherbot wrote: Crawling back out from under the woodpile/Loving your work, reading avidly and spreading the word but nothing much to contribute/Don't suppose we could have a bag of some sort? Or a planner. Something to help us look important."

Always happy to help my fellow #VIEstars! This limited edition TV ProPlanner is available from your upllne at only £39.99. If you combine that with a ticket to Aprils ParslaiParadiseWinnersSuccessDay you can get both for just £89.99, a saving of £10! Bring your downline and watch you business just explode!

MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots
Melaw21 · 09/03/2016 09:32

Placemarking... 👋👋

throwingpebbles · 09/03/2016 09:43

Hopping on!

acatcalledjohn · 09/03/2016 09:56

Place marking. Thanks for new Freddie Fred!

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bossbabebot · 09/03/2016 10:00

Xenu sign me up for ten - I will give them as Christmas gifts... They look like a right bargain!

OP posts:
cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 10:09

Bargain? 10???

I guess I should wash out my mouth with soap there for the lack of positivity. Grin

shadowplay · 09/03/2016 10:10

Checking in

DayToDayShit · 09/03/2016 10:11

Morning new thread.

DayToDayShit · 09/03/2016 10:13

Off to see what shit my JP bot is posting today. What are all yours saying?

throwingpebbles · 09/03/2016 10:13

xenu 😂😂😂😂

ambler21 · 09/03/2016 10:22

A mug idea

MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots
cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 10:22

I'm waiting for TV to bring out some special Viestar vodka afternoon drink. I think throwing may need it at the weekend. Wink

throwingpebbles · 09/03/2016 10:26

Ha cozie ! maybe some Timeless Vie shot glasses too Grin

shirleyknotanotherbot · 09/03/2016 10:33

I'm here Flowers

Wampum alternatives:

Distraction
Diversion
Irrelevance

Or likely that I have got it completely wrong.

Thanks for the planner Last I shall look like a total loser #hunpreneur at toddlers Grin

cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 10:42

You may have something there, throwing. (TV branded glasses.) Grin

I'll leave that one to last.

chuckingstones · 09/03/2016 10:48

I'd like to think that chimps got confused by logic Grin It's hard to argue when you can't disagree with what people are saying!

In other news, I think we should get a bit more colour into the TV products. Just a first attempt here Wink

MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots
cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 10:49

I rather like that!

(My eyes are complaining bitterly though. Grin)

tragicomicadherent · 09/03/2016 11:20

As posted in the last thread:

eyes my bot posted this - who the heck is the news source?

www.insidermedia.com/insider/midlands/sales-reach-120m-at-forever-living-uk

Eyespying · 09/03/2016 11:37

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cozietoesie · 09/03/2016 11:44

Innocent may be - but perhaps also a little lazy if they just take copy they're given and include it?

MimsyPimsy · 09/03/2016 11:53

The "UK Country Manager" from the Insider Media article appears on YouTube saying the company turned over more than £70 million "of retail values" in 2014 and was forecasting £120 million for 2015, based on December 2015 forecasts...

See

MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots
shirleyknotanotherbot · 09/03/2016 11:59

Do we know how many distributors/business owners there are?

Melaw21 · 09/03/2016 12:01

Wampum alternatives

Shite
Tat
Snake oil
Fuckwit fodder
C*nt clutter
Bizness toys

Shall I go on? 😂