MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

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Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

For heavy analysis, please check out Eyespy's threads on the same topic.

Our own, fake MN MLM twitter, FB & blog accounts are here:

@TimelessVie
wordpress.com/timelessvie
facebook.com/timelessvie

update: 459 likes on TV FB page, over 6,000 reach

nearly 5,500 views of blog - not bad since it was started in november, and we're noticing more and more websearches for TV too.

Interested in more indepth analysis? On the left sidebar of the blog, under "blogroll" is a list of more serious MLM blogs.

Please keep this thread is bot-watching, sharing screenshots, random MLM info you find and other crazy shit, please and thankyou

And again, we could do none of this without all of you. Thank you.

I am on many a fb group to do with a medical condition that I have, many of the members are USA based.

There was a post recently about Bee Pollen being good/beneficial in reducing tumours, I would like to research this further, but a few people did talk positive of it though.

However I am also not sure if the fact that it is taken within the context of the American Healthcare system means that the benefits are over egged. (A lot of posters have difficulty accessing mainstream medical treatments) An awful lot take cannabis as well for medicinal purposes.

If I find anything (positive or negative) I will report back.

Last, could you ask mnhq if the first post could be amended to include a link to the previous thread? The threads all together contain so much brilliant information that it would be a pity if they lost contact with each other. :)

Also, could someone repost that FABULOUS link that Möbius found?
I think that Möbius is Soaring Sapphire for that.

'A perfect gift we are able to offer others' - Adam May.
(That's the recruiting, not the Aloe)

YY: abattoir? Any ideas?

:)

And a link at the end of the last thread to this one?

We are laughing about the 'abbatoir' DP wants to know why there is no, 'zebra crossing attendant' or 'zookeeper' at the end of the list.

I didn't realise they were selling bog standard water too! £14.76 for 12 500ml bottles (compared to, say they equivalent Highland Spring water for £3)

No way! £15 on water!

Thanks for the shiny new thread! Shall catch up shortly.

They'd sell cats piss for £15 I'm sure......

How much do we think it will have cost a bot to go to the QLS diamond weekend? And how much do we think FL will have made from the weekend? It's all over my FB feed, I never realised quite how many people I know are tied up with this cult. Aren't I blessed

Could someone clarify for me how much it COSTS to be a flo?

How much for personal use? Do they have to drink the water constantly as well as the gel?

Do they have to keep repeating the clean 9, which would imply that it doesn't keep the weight off?

They reckon one toothpaste per month.

How often are the 'success days' and how much do they cost?

Do they have to pay for business presentations?

EC talks about a revolving schedule of weekly training and a 'sizzle'. Do they have to pay for these?

Coffee is around £2.50 so I'd put that at £10 per session.

They have to pay for their shitty, shitty website. It's dreadful (DP is a web designer). Anyone know how much it is per month?
They are supposed to spend £142 a month on toiletries, Thats like, half my food budget. Its mind boggling.

They do seem to repeat the Clean 9

tbh the fact that it is so often repeated is the main thing that puts me off other than, you know, drinking the gloop

I don't spend £142 a year. Birthday presents and poundland ensure a fully stocked cupboard

I'm not sure was what I wanted, but mn doesn't offer me a sticky-out tongue.

We are laughing about the 'abbatoir' DP wants to know why there is no, 'zebra crossing attendant' or 'zookeeper' at the end of the list.

Well, duh! A zebra crossing attendant is obvs under L for lollipop lady. it's not, sadly

I spotted 'welder':

What a feeling, VIE's believing
I can have it all, now I'm selling my Parslife
Take your parslai and make it happen
Pictures showing quotes, I will make you want that life

I just spent £70 (was all half original price) in the lush sale and I reckon that lot will last me until Easter! How can anyone spend £140 a month on that? I mean, really... unless you are buying the absolute top end on its a bonkers amount to spend.

I love the voicemail, 'just' £10.72/month.

Bargain!

I know Bettyberry, I think even if you were a full on luxury department store skincare girl, you'd struggle to spend that. I have a big splurge when I go to Milan, for work, twice a year, in Sephora, but it's not usually more than 100 euros each time. Rest of the year, I'm a Cien girl (lidl) heh.

I wonder if two female friends of mine (who are both welders) have been approached. I just know they would tell them to GTFO.

Honest raw information.....oh yeah?

sminky a smart bot would take a thermal mug like me. I'm one of those annoying people who gets 2 coffees. One in a take away cup one in the thermal mug for later. Its efficient . Not so great for work selfies :p

Even with my lush habit and the shampoo I use costing £10 I still can't get up to that amount even throwing in my make up and household cleaner usage.

Sit back and listen...to our very carefully worded pitch designed to make you believe that our crap is more than just crap.

i've pm'd mnhq re: first post & adding link to this thread. i've already linked this thread to the previous one, but someone else wants to do it again feel free xo.