MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

[lastuseraccount123]

Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

For heavy analysis, please check out Eyespy's threads on the same topic.

Our own, fake MN MLM twitter, FB & blog accounts are here:

@TimelessVie
wordpress.com/timelessvie
facebook.com/timelessvie

update: 459 likes on TV FB page, over 6,000 reach

nearly 5,500 views of blog - not bad since it was started in november, and we're noticing more and more websearches for TV too.

Interested in more indepth analysis? On the left sidebar of the blog, under "blogroll" is a list of more serious MLM blogs.

Please keep this thread is bot-watching, sharing screenshots, random MLM info you find and other crazy shit, please and thankyou

And again, we could do none of this without all of you. Thank you.

Lady do it! If there was any logic behind that status (there isn't) are they honestly suggesting that I'll sell a mascara every hour in my PJs?

fast

so basically eat or be eaten yet at the same time help everyone else eat or be eaten? it's confusing as fuck.

oh, the lulz.

lady i double downward dog dare you to say that and screenshot it here

poonique -awesome

All of my bots are doing clean9, losing inches and not hungry.
Bless em.

Someone who I know at work was sold clean 9 not realising that she couldn't have normal food at the same time. She's gutted!

How have I only just found about about the Facebook site - you are all fucking geniuses...geniei? I salute you

Oh god I've just liked timeless vie on face book. That's my entertainment for the evening sorted

Wow, that PDF link was an eye-opener. All the costs of training, tax info, business cards etc really add up. And hate the sample conversations to have with your unsuspecting marks. It's seriously a quick way to lose all your friends and colleagues.

Evening all

Well if that's her turnover then the tiny cheques make a bit more sense!

Just had a proper look at the pdf and the bit about what to do once you are engaging with someone. They actually recommend that once someone starts to ask 'uncomfy' questions (such as it is a pyramid scheme) that you should basically avoid answering the question by reflecting it back. Clever.

Particularly when those tricky questions are pretty much bang on. Is it MLM? Well....

And use any spare time to build your business. So don't you dare have anytime to yourself or to spend with your family

I am actually watching Dragon's Den at the moment (recorded it) I think some of them need a lesson from the Dragon's on the difference between turn over and profit.

My bot has been at this QLS diamond training thingy weekend ... From what I can see it's a couple who head up a massive team of bots... The website is full of stock pics from the Internet of fast cars and posh houses...
My bot just compared her weekend to other significant days of her life like her wedding and the birth of her children!!!

god so many recruiting ads on the nethuns thread. notice quite a few of them aren't mentioning the name of the company though. anyone feel like going and recruiting some VIEStars(TM)????

Have pulled up a chair. I have chocolate.

Not sure if this has been posted before but this is the medical facts behind the C9 huns

that is definitely me on the left! Oops.

I'm worried that I can't be a FL bot as I don't know even one person who works in an abbatoir and wants to drink aloe gel

oh THANK FUCK!

So I already have one C9 buddy for January... Looking for 3 more people that are looking to get in shape in the new year! The C9 is a fantastic detox, perfect if you're one to over indulge at Christmas! It's so much easier to get in shape if you're working with someone! So buddy up with me, and you will get daily 121 support from me throughout your C9 journey!
I have an amazing offer on this (pm for details) and it's sure to sell out! So grab a bargain and kick-start 2016 with a happy & healthy you!!
‪#‎c9‬ ‪#‎fit‬ ‪#‎getinshape‬

Do you wanna look Fabulous for this New Year 2016 ?
After all those festivities ,now it's time to clean up your body starting this New Year with a healthy kick start to along term goal , get rid of the toxins and maintain healthier way of living and looking fabulous for spring .
The C9 pack can help you starting this journey, like I did !!!
You can lose up to 10 KG.
Simply message me to order the pack.
Right now doing 10% discounts. Worlwide delivery.

and this one is clearly destined for the FB page, yes?

A DEDICATION TO QUALITY
Forever has made a commitment to bringing you the best products available on the market today. We hold ourselves to the highest standards available and if we can’t find them, we define them!
There are industry standards and there are government standards and finally, there is the Forever standard – the highest standard available.
We own our own plantations, manufacturing and distribution, allowing us to control the entire process to ensure you can be guaranteed the highest quality. From plant to product to you.

This header bugged me. 'work for mums' ugh

My bot has just got back from her weekend away at some FL thing
"such a great weekend, came back knowing not just where I want to be but also how I am going to get there"

A newbie to this thread but I am so impressed at the Timeless vie campaign. VIEstars a plenty.

Loving that they had to then clarify that the "forever standard" was the best level as opposed to the worst betty