MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

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Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

For heavy analysis, please check out Eyespy's threads on the same topic.

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update: 459 likes on TV FB page, over 6,000 reach

nearly 5,500 views of blog - not bad since it was started in november, and we're noticing more and more websearches for TV too.

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Please keep this thread is bot-watching, sharing screenshots, random MLM info you find and other crazy shit, please and thankyou

And again, we could do none of this without all of you. Thank you.

Yes Lisa Prescott gave away an incentive to Disney-Land (the one in Paris,I can never remember which is which ) for the weekend. Obviously paid for out of her own pocket. Mind you she has got her Husbands Police wage coming him. She calls him negative for not quitting, but I say good for him for sticking to his guns, he still encourages her though. So yes these little incentives are not paid for by FL. I cant understand the fuss over EC's "castle", its bloody horrible, and its not even hers.

i'm going to assume their first 'launch' and first lot of C9 flogging/ 'newbusinessowner' enthusiasm will bring in anything between £200-£800 at the start, depending on their pre-existing popularity beforetheybecameaBot

This initial number and initial bit of interest from unsuspecting friends & family beforethetumbleweedarrives gives a false sense of security (based on my bot) ...

but by my calculations, you then take off £200 from that initial turnover for the starter kit ,advertising, stall expenses (including the bloody tablecloth!), pupp boxes, product testing/self use & kitting out your own house #beyourownbestcustomer #betheproduct, motivational books etc etc. and the net profit quickly takes a nosedive into the red. BUT THATS OKAY HUNS BECAUSE WE ARE SUPER POSITIVE ALL THE TIME AND WE HAVE TRAINING EVENTS THAT WILL SHOW US THE WAY. THE LAW OF ATTRACTION WILL BRING US ALL THE MONIES #speculatetoaccumulate #thesecret #lawofattrction #mindset #magicbeans

How much is the pupp box?

In that training link (would someone repost it for this thread?), it advises bots to open a separate personal bank account for fl.

Now THAT would be interesting to look at. They would need a large overdraft pretty quickly.

pupp box: foreveraloeverashop.co.uk/about/combo-packs/personal-use-product-pack-pupp/

(then they will have to replenish the products inside as they get used, of course)

link to all telling training doc: www.thinkbigflp.com/docs/teachtoreach_qls.pdf

Once you buy the start up pack you usually hold 2 launches. Most of the products in the pack are sold over those 2 launches. As it's family and friends at the launch you can almost guarantee they will leave with something.

Pupp boxes can be tailored for what market you are looking to sell to.

Beauty, general use, animals etc

You just buy an empty box and buy the products you want to put in.
A general rule was not to fill the box and put around 6 items in.

The sizzles I went to were free as they were held at the uplines house.

Also, from what I was told, most bps are funded by flp but smaller ones had to be funded by the person that held it. They then asked for 1 - 2 pounds donation to cover room hire costs

They must fill their garages full of personal products pretty quickly. One of my bots answers to people saying the products are expensive is that because they are high quality, you only need a small amount so it lasts ages. So if they last ages how can they need to buy so much each month? It makes no sense...

spikeypants I bet your comment gets deleted

When a bot sponsors someone what does that mean?

They join the business through that person. With Forever, the newbie will pay £199.75 for the 'business in a box' and depending what level the sponsor is at, they will get a percentage of the £199.

If sponsor is an assistant supervisor they will get £39
If they're a supervisor they will get £45
If they're an assistant manager they will get £54
If they're a manager they will get £64

Plus the sponsor also gets 2cc's for every recruit

Yep rayofhope-she's been quick deleting it-thought she'd be happy that she could buy/rent it after all!!

Meant to say when I read it. The whole "don't set up a business bank account" is bad advice.

If any of my customers were seen to be using a personal bank account for business purposes they'd get moved to a business account and charged for business use.

Ah so sponsor = sucker people onto noxious scheme obtain royalties

Link to house?

Yup spikey, it's not there :D

Well as you say, that house is still up for sale. I bet she never even viewed it.

victoriajeffs.co.uk/properties/180

and I see bots (yes, I'm looking at you Claire Spencer) posting up asking for architects, luxury holiday rentals etc. Because I guess it looks glamourous too.

and anyone else get very wound up that they call themselves, 'entrepreneurs.' YOU ARE NOT ENTREPRENEURS.

I could never be a bot-taken an age to work out how to link-here's the beauty if the link works.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-54555410.html?showcase=true

ahahaha good find. Might be worth a screenshot as I reckon we could do a whole photo album of bots n' rentals for TV, it's obviously 'a thing' isn't it? Seems to bring in a lot of unsuspecting, naïve types.

so, i was over on the other thread and I was pissed off by some of the snarky comments on it about the split. I just want to address a couple of things.

1. There have been 2 threads for eons. There have been 2 threads for a reason. This split is not a new thing. so shut yer pieholes.

1. I think it's interesting that eyes' fanclub think he's so hard done by, when we have regularly mentioned his thread in ours, posted links to his blog, etc. there are even links to his blog on our Timeless Vie Blog. Does he link back to us? not on your nelly. funny, that, eh?

So spare us the snarky bs. thanks. now carry on, botwatchers!

that farm is very tidy.

got a screenshot of claire spencer claiming she was pipped to the post for the house and the house still for sale. thanks all!

What's to link back to though? The tv stuff is fun, but not informative, so why would link it?

I've enjoyed both threads but this sniping is silly.

They get rid of posts that can be contradicted pretty quickly. She's got rid of the first post about getting the house. EC seems to have got rid of her original castle posts. Wonder why?