I don't believe you. You are my role model assertive person, and I don't believe that when you stare down your nose and say you don't want chips, people don't back away flapping their hands, to run for salad.
Ha ha ha. Yes, I’m assertive, but when faced with a village quiz run by mostly (very long) retired volunteers for a twinning association, I tend not to assert. They are lovely and doing a good thing.
I asked, they said sorry, we don’t think we can because we’re ordering it in, then offered all sorts like a crap iceberg with one cherry tomato, no dressing, and a chunk of cheddar. Bless them.
I politely declined and thanked them, but I’d rather bring my own lush Greek salad with kalamata olives from the farm shop.
I did have a weird exchange at the corner shop the other day where the fellow at the till gave me a pack of cigarettes (sigh, yes, smoking again) that didn’t have the shrink wrap around it.
So I asked for a different pack (because of potential tampering), and he got that pack but by that point he had become a bit flustered, hadn’t given me my change, and I suggested he should void the sale and ring up my purchase again with the proper items.
By that time there was a queue of three behind me (with small items) and bless him, he started to serve the person behind me!
I said “Why are you doing this, we haven’t finished.”
He said, “I’m serving the customers.”
I said, “Yes, but I am your customer.”
I did check with those behind me that they were—God forbid—happy to wait an additional 30 seconds. They were, but one dick of a guy purchasing two cans of beer at 10.00am
said “well I can see his point”
Anyway, I guess that makes me assertive. Just so y’all know, the guy at the till is young and new, went to school with my kids, and was flustered but fine about it all. I reassured him he’d done a great job and understood why it all seemed too much. They’re not well-trained in customer service and he’s a lovely young man. I hope he takes it away as a positive learning experience rather than “Jocasta’s mum is an absolute bitch.” 