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where have all the fit and interesting available men gone?

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 27/01/2009 20:02

its just a thought which has been pondered upon by a few of us on here
as Lou 33 said if she knew the answer then she wouldn't be on MN

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elmoandella · 31/01/2009 21:42

lol. asbm. at least he has colour choice to fantasis about. mines is brown 9/12 months of year!

N1 · 31/01/2009 21:45

both of you, and if the bob is to short, there is sometimes scope for skin attention.

Hair past the middle of a person's back is to long.

I have not met anyone I know personally who has different colors to "normal" yet.

elmoandella · 31/01/2009 21:48

i've got a fab hairdresser in this area. she always gets the colour just right. and puts it on the underside. when i'm going somewhere sensible i put it one way and it's barely noticable. then when i'm feeling fun or going out i use a side pattern and it'll have pillar box red or pink/purple through it. it doesn't last long. fades after a couple of weeks even when she uses permanent stuff. and then it goes to blonde streaks as she has to use bleach to get it bright enough

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 21:51

Elmo love that film
and yes Bombay too
you just can't drink Gordons once you've drank the real macoy
Monday?ooh brilliant am thrilled for you
N1 i am blonde
and skin attention!!
mmm

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elmoandella · 31/01/2009 21:52

i love it when you get back attention??

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 21:54

mmmm
me too
thou neck does it for me!

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N1 · 31/01/2009 21:55

The pair of you are going to make me have a sleepless night. There is nothing worse than liking something and not being able to get it, then talking about it for a few hours, so it's fresh in your mind when you go to bed.

I would offer to be a hairdresser but it's so not the manly thing to do. That's one career move well off the list.

elmoandella · 31/01/2009 21:56

asbm - dont tempt me,i'm trying not to think about it. i may be tempted to ask banker over. he lives very very close. lol. or even worse. engage in some dirty msn

N1 · 31/01/2009 22:00

A womans back - now there is a place worth spending time. A spine has so many places to gently dig my fingers into, counting each bone. Of course the spine is in a vee all the way down so it guides a person's hands.

Depending on how the person lays, you can get shoulder bones to flatten or lift, then there is the rest of a person's back and neck to explore.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:01

oh dear N1!
whats a man to do?
Elmo oh what are you like?!
is he really that hot?

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:03

and what are you trying to do to both of us?

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elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:04

cant remember him well from being in bank. just knew that i knew his face. he looks hot in his picture and it's only 1 week old aparently!!

i think he's hot. but i'm often told i have a warped sense of whats "hot"

he says he's offline. but i have a feeling he's still lurking. lol which makes it tempting.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:06

he's not on the site is he?

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elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:08

what site? POF? dont know. not going to stoop to check.he's said he's off to watch a dvd.

elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:11

just even talking to other males again has done me wonders. i have TOLD exdp he's taking the kids tomorrow morning wether or not he likes it. he'll just have to get on with it. i need a break from them.

confidence?? where are you??? i'm coming for you!!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:12

no don't
fancy him being so local too
looks like N1 bowed out

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elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:13

lol. think he's off for a w*

N1 · 31/01/2009 22:16

Not trying to do anything to one or both of you, other than have banter.

N1 · 31/01/2009 22:18

cheeky elmoandella!! So much to say but I can't.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:19

LOL!!
so are you off for some dirty MSN
would quite like to get on N1's tbh
sounds interesting!
and think the confidence thing is brilliant!

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N1 · 31/01/2009 22:19

I am between the PC and building a mechano helicopter for my son.

elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:20

lol n1. behave. down boy.!!

not to say your any sort of dog on heat.

perhaps i should bow out and just watch my dvd. damn those gins.i've said waaay too much to not be given grief for it next time i'm online.

elmoandella · 31/01/2009 22:21

i like mechano. and dont get me started on lego. i could sit amoung a huge pile of lego for hours.

N1 · 31/01/2009 22:26

I like lego as well but I don't have enough space in my place for the range of lego that I want. You can add scalectric and trains to my list of likes.

My ex (when we were married) used to tell her friends that she brought me to all the parties, so I could entertain the children and she could sit and watch.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 31/01/2009 22:29

elmo you're amongst friends
well MN ones
i won't give you grief
and lego i really like it and it has entertained all of my children for hours
but it gets everywhere
and then you end up treading on it

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