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Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 30)

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lilacisinlove · 27/02/2011 22:21

Yay! I did it again!

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Snapespeare · 24/03/2011 21:07

Wine? sadly lacking this evening. if i had Wine atten to eight in themorning, you'd be buying hats, not prodding my general awkwardness! ;)

Flame · 24/03/2011 21:11

Oooh a quick shot of tequila before you set off maybe?

Snapespeare · 24/03/2011 21:20

:) a quick snifter as i alight from the bus?! brandy in my morning cuppa? ;)

Snapespeare · 24/03/2011 21:31

isssssss thiiiissssssss saeat thingy? taken? TAKEN! i meant TAKENNN!

Flame · 24/03/2011 21:40

I lub yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Snapespeare · 24/03/2011 22:01

hahahahah!! Wine Wine & Wine

yoooou smell nicee! you have nice hair! can i touch your hair!? helloh!

why, exactly, am i single? Wink

Flame · 24/03/2011 22:03

all sounds fine to me, go for it :o

elastamum · 24/03/2011 22:05

Snape, all you have to do is imagine yourself pissed and then get into character. It will be a breeze!! Grin

One thing i have always found hard about internet dating is that i am always sober, mind you i wont be tomorrow when GW is coming up. We have decided to stay in, rather than go out Blush

Flame · 24/03/2011 22:07

Mmmmmm to staying in....

I may possibly have gotten too used to sex again Hmm. Six days and I am ready to just the nearest man - how the hell did I get through six months?! Damn Mattarse and his sobriety....

elastamum · 24/03/2011 22:10

Lucky you flame - I havent... But am doing my best remember how it all works!! Grin

Flame · 24/03/2011 22:29

Was gonna say its like riding a bike, but it really isn't... completely different motions n stuff Wink

Snapespeare · 25/03/2011 07:13

it's not like rididng a bike? i've been doing it wrong?

that explains a lot..... Blush

SparklyMily · 25/03/2011 09:44

morning Smile

BNM, great news and fingers x about the house

Aurora, fingers x for you too

OOOhhh, Elasta, are you ona countdown?

Snape, any sighting this morning? Thoughts on flirting with TM - you need the train to get delayed with you all stuck on it, sitting next to him so you can strike up a witty and lively conversation with him about the sheer hilarity of being stuck on a train Grin
I was stuck the wrong side of Watford last night for about an hour and had lots of lovely conversations with the people around me, not that I fancied any of them of course.......
Appreciate it is not easy for you to arrange the delay of the train but y'know, details, details......

TLM came over with the DDs in the car to get me last night, then cooked us dinner when we got in and was generally utterly lovely

News on the dress front.....local bridal shop does 50's style tea-length big-skirt dresses not just in shades of white and not costing a fortune. So am off to have a trying on swishy session in 3 weeks time which am v much looking forward to. TLM and the 3DDs all coming too, which will add to the fun Grin

Snapespeare · 25/03/2011 14:18

train ridiculously late this morning, so crossed to other platform for the slow train, which took ages to depart. subsequently endured a five minute pressing-of-my-drooling-face-up-against-the-window at a none-the-wiser train man who had ambled up similarly late. He was plugged into his iphone and so didn't hear the station announcements. Gah! Clearly couldn't get off of the train and cross back to the 'right' platform, as he would have seen me do so. Good grief!

mily - oo at local bridal shop and swishy 50s dresses! I noticed a lot of bridal gowns in our local canacer research the other day - the temptation to try them all on is terrible!! Wink

aurorastargazer · 25/03/2011 16:10

quick post Blush

I GOT THE KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

SparklyMily · 25/03/2011 16:36

yayyyyyyyy

Grin
Betty79 · 25/03/2011 17:51

Hi ladies, sorry i posted and run again the other day, will try and make more effort to get to know you all. Although still not bothered about looking for a man anytime soon so maybe i should stay away.

Snape-lol at picturing u with face stuck against the window watching a none the wiser train man!

Elasta-sounds like you have a good night planned Wink

Mily-Ooh dress shopping, sounds lovely.

Nmn-hope you get the house, fingers crossed.

Hi to everyone else, am off to find some Wine in a bit, and maybe a takeaway! Has anyone got any fun plans this weekend? Am hoping the weather stays nice so I can take the kids somewhere.

Flame · 25/03/2011 19:02

woohoo for key!

boooooooooo for trainman

noooooooooo to Betty not bothering to post - who cares about men? We have wine.

Betty79 · 25/03/2011 19:37

Thanks Flame :)

I must be mad, just signed up to pof again Confused out of boredom more than anything lol will report back with any weird and wonderful messages i get!

Flame · 25/03/2011 19:39

Always good :o

I am bored and restless. I can't seem to find any andys to come play with me. Grr.

Betty79 · 25/03/2011 19:45

why does it need to be andys lol?

Flame · 25/03/2011 19:48

I inadvertently ended up with a collection of Andys Wink Carrot loves that he has a name (Carrot) instead of a number like Andy3 (Download)

Betty79 · 25/03/2011 19:54

Haha well I suppose it saves getting their names mixed up in the heat of the moment lol Grin

Just out of interest tho would it put you off if a man had an odd name? Just a random thought I had when i came across someone on 'are u interested' the other day. I love that site cos all u do is click yes or no and i can actually talk to anyone lol

Flame · 25/03/2011 19:57

Odd names, no, but I am actively avoiding anyone with any variation of andrew. Blush

Flame · 25/03/2011 19:58

It was the 4th one when my friend asked what he was called and I just said "don't wanna say"

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