Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 26)

[BlackFLAMECandle]

Oooh brand new thread!

Lol Lou :o

Hi just had email from monty so thought I'd say hello. Have pretty much given up on the male species and have little to report.
Did get this sent to me from fb the other day though ....
Subject: hey
i just had a peek at your profile now and i was wondering if you could give me the chance to get to know you and lets see what destiny has for us in this near future ...thanks.
with much concern
kdk you want him?!
hope the London meet up was fun I bet it was, will catch up soon

ninah, hello lovely, nice to see you! I'm with you on the giving up... certainly on the dating sites, although I'm going out with Janos in a few weeks, so I'll still be totty watching!
at 'kdk do you want him?!'

Gah, ninah, that's nothing - I'll see your weirdo and raise with this offering from okc
'How are you doing?I hope you get this mail and it finds you well.My name is Byron Smith,I'm looking for a honest woman in my life.I'm a very passionate and romantic man and not afraid to show my affections in private or public. I am very clean and like seeing things and people clean as well. I will always treat my woman well and with respect and love and cherish her.I Believe that a strong relationship is not based only on sex life but that a strong relationship builds a strong love life that leads to a strong and great sex life and can only happen with open communication,trust and commitment and constantly working together and being honest with my woman.
You can email me on my private email address.... byronsmith40 at y byronsmith40 because i will be online to read from you Or chat with you on messenger IM.. I want to really know more about you... My pleasure to meet you

Take Care,,
Hugs and Kisses

:D:D

Btw - am only just recovered from Friday night - may have gone a little too far with the partying

Ooh I can hardly contain myself kdk, sounds like a real catch
It must have been a good night if you're still hurting now!

Lol @ your "problem transport" :o!

Yup, profile is back up - had a couple of nice replies in the two days I was hidden (didn't think they could do that but apparently can), so will be replying to them in a bit.

I think the main issue with Carrot is that we are too similar. We have both always said that he is a male version of me & vice versa. It means that that friction/spark isn't there most of the time for the day to day relationship needs.

I will try and catch up on everything in a bit. Head is pounding and very tired - stayed up so bloody late talking, and then got distracted when we went to bed (he was only meant to be sleeping as it was easier than walking home).

BNM - I remember now.

Photos on fb :)

Blimey that was hard work

Eve - so hope he gets in touch

Kdk - did you get home ok?

I got home fine Monty ...

Monty, I've sent you a private message about maybe friending me on FB so that I can see the photos... pretty please?

Still waiting! Had a call from an ex who is just about to call in for a cuppa! Haven't seen him for 5 years.

Yay! My little guy on OKC is back - the one that I was having pointless (slightly disturbing) chats with but nothing else. :o

Also most likely to be discussed is Hat Guy and EarlGrey. Oh possibly YesMan too. (Think that is my current list anyway). I still don't know if I should see ManA again or not. My gut says it wasn't nerves with him, just his personality. Carrot says not to bother, but he is all for me staying single forever so not the best judge! (His ideal world has us carrying on as we are - not being a couple but never seeing other people either... he is aware that that is a little fantasy world that is neither fair or gonna happen.)

Eve - how did cuppa come about??

Hi everyone, I have had the most stressful weekend, so bloody knackered, please indulge me for a sec.

High point was screaming like a girl and then bursting into tears at, wait for it, a three year olds birthday party because a stropping ds threatened to burst a balloon at me. (I have a serious phobia). Everyone v nice about it but I felt a complete numpty!

FLF, did you get pics?

Hi everyone, I have had the most stressful weekend, so bloody knackered, please indulge me for a sec.

High point was screaming like a girl and then bursting into tears at, wait for it, a three year olds birthday party because a stropping ds threatened to burst a balloon at me. (I have a serious phobia). Everyone v nice about it but I felt a complete numpty!

FLF, did you get pics?

So stressed I posted twice!

I want to be added as a facebook friend

DG here now entertaining ds's as we speak got the most gorgeous bunch of flowers,an underwear set i have wanted for ages but is £££(classy not tacky haha) and a meal and drinks.

Hope everyones ok will be back to post more later.

Janos - omg, hope you're ok now.

Fairy - all done :)

Eve - how was coffee :)

Flame - get those dates lined up :)

Eve just realised you stayed over on date ooh anything to tell.

Monty remember what sorry im a bit lost

Cheers monty I'm ok now just feel a complete plonker. I was already a bit stressed out when I got there then DS acting up. Bad combo of circs.

BNM - sounds lovely! Enjoy it :-)

Cheers monty I'm ok now just feel a complete plonker. I was already a bit stressed out when I got there then DS acting up. Bad combo of circs.

BNM - sounds lovely! Enjoy it :-)

Oops bloody phone with x2 posts!

BNM - should have been to Lilac

Thamk you for pics, you really are a gorgeous bunch aren't you?!
One day, when DD is older and will stay with my parents overnight, I plan to come and meet you all in the flesh... need to improve my alcohol tolerance first though

Oh Janos, its really hard not to lose it when your child uses your phobia against you... I remember having severe sense of humour failure, when DS wavedh a rubber snake in my face, years ago.

yes when I am childfree next would be good to meet up, Easter? i have plenty of wine bar stamina, or used to ...
I don't have much to say on thread simply because even if someone fit interesting and available was mailed to me in a jiffy bag I'd return to sender in a fit of cynicism
yes, I am that jaded
and kdk - you win!
monty fancy emailing me the pics? I never found you on fb, anyone from this thread fancy pm-ing me their fb details so I can friend you all?

I've pm'd you ninah