Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 26)

[BlackFLAMECandle]

Oooh brand new thread!

Lol Lou :o

Just taking her into town with the other two and XH to build a bear. She keeps swiping the other's bears so it made sense to get her her own. She's only 1 so it is all she is getting. Figured she can go and feel a few and we'll get one :)

Beautiful day here too.

This date tonight should be interesting given my current state of mind . At least the hangover should be gone by then....

Here you go Flame - you wanted a young(ish) man didn't you? I give you my latest from OKC
'hi there my names ryan im 19 and have a fantasy of having a sexual chat with an older woman ur very sexy and im n to older woman please just let me kno if u would have a sexual chat with me?'

Go on, you know you want him - and you might still just get his older woman fantasy going!

For me, it's the combination of ignoring everything in my don't want list that is particularly endearing (NOT) eg no one under 30, no text speak, no sex chat. Suppose I should be thankful he didn't ask to borrow a dress.

lol!

In a foul mood. Hangover. Carrot text to ask how i was and say he'd miss me if i disappeared. told him i stand by it all and that he'll waste life running from it. Won't hear til about three now though.

With XH. He is making me coffee and toast due to my mood.

My life is nuts.

Near to cancelling physicist. Can't be arsed anymore.

XH doesn't know cause of mood but will have seen fb mentioning drunken honesty.

Lilac congrats about the job!

KDK I have a werdio to add to your collection - a guy emailled me on pof
'Hi my name is X and I notice you have young children. Are you breastfeeding? I like to sleep with women who are breastfeeding. My msn is XXXX look foward to talking with you'
Is it wrong that i want to email back and ask whats so special about women who breastfeed?

And i have had a email from the guy i met yesterday to say he had a great time and would i like to meet again :-) Maybe I'm not such an idiot! Fixed a date for tuesday night.

wonder if i will still leak milk...

glad your sorted parrot :)

Have postponed physicist. I am in no state for it.

Thanks parrot.

Shame about the physicist, flame, hope you're feeling more upbeat soon.

Just had a slightly unsatisfactory date with not-quite-as-nameless-as-he-was-guy. We get on really well, plenty to talk about, nice lunch etc etc. He kissed me hello and goodbye, on the cheek both times. He was mainlining Lockets so I said I hope next time we meet he'll be feeling healthier and able to kiss me properly. Maybe that will do the trick? I only met him a week ago but I want something more physical before too long We've met three times now and exchanged texts every day and he always says he's looking forward to seeing me.

Anyway, he is planning to be away next weekend visiting his parents (his dad has cancer and is having chemo) so that's my Saturday night seduction plan out of the window. ExH is away this week so I am using my few childless hours on Weds evening for date no. 4 and I want a snog this time!!!

Spent a few hours with my mate who is a human happy pill. Date back on. :)

TBH I would report the bf guy - that is above and beyond fetishistic behaviour and while it takes a lot to shock me, has almost shocked me!

Just marking a place. Nowt to report here and will take me ages to catch up.

Going out again tonight .

placemarking too

have fun eve

Talking to a blacksmith. Oh yes. A real one.

Waiting for date. .. barman is hot.

slip him your number

i meant to say that ds1 asked to call his dad today about seeing him tomorrow, and he agreed to see them from 1 - 6

will be first time since the middle of august

i wont get into his crap about xmas and birthday gifts for them tho or i may burst a blood vessel

most dull man in the history of the world

that good eh?

they just keep on coming ...
'hi i am david nice to meet you i am shy live at home with my dad looking for carpinie some one to be with and go places with or go out and eat in a resturt aswell and enjoj holidays as well.i am blue eyes going bord but still have life in me?'

is he asking me or telling me?

Love the spelling of company.

Tis a bad sign when i was mning from the loo mid date!! My mum called with a child emergency.

Back to the blacksmith.

Oh and i will be returning to that bar

maybe carpinie is some kind of lost pet?

flame, only once did i use the get out sick child emergency call, but he was a complete and utter tosser

and iirc i spent half the time in the loo on the phone to my friend, relaying how awful the date was

I was thinking like a cross between a carp and puppy

That gives me hope. Was terrified he was the norm!

ok.... so do i now ignore him or what!@!?!

yeh just leave it there

if he persists tell him it isnt you its him

lol!