Also relatively recently realised I hate Tebay. "Ooh we get to stop at Tebay," everyone's all excited, then just...total disappointment every single time. Lukewarm mash and you can't even buy a stamp. Bring back Little Chef.
I'd mostly defend London, as an ex-Londoner, its reputation for expensiveness is mostly that people do expensive things if you go there to visit! Yes Madame Tussauds and a black cab to Liberty is expensive, no shit. It's the same price as everywhere else to get your deodorant in Superdrug and an M&S sandwich. However, the British Library cafe is absolutely ridiculous. £6 for a cupcake.