Bedgebury is holding a Christmas 'Lapland UK' Experience

[TheDuchessOfNorksBride]

... covering a part of the forest with fake snow, Christmas village, Raymond Briggs 'The Snowman' ride, Father Christmas visit, mulled wine to fortify parents, reindeer, husky dogs, trumpeters and all sorts. I'm soooo excited. Er, for my children, obviously...

It's quite expensive though (I just paid £167 for a family of 5). Here is the link. And here is the itinery.

And it's selling out quite quickly.

I've been deleted too. My first ever deleted posts after 5 years. Very odd.

I want to be deleted.

Big Dave

i doubt i have been deleted i have never had a post deleted unless i wanted it to be deleted

i am charming

Big Dave

You're probably next on the hit list - especially as your....posts haven't been...typed like....this....

Tabitha

Perhaps if I call myself a prick?

Big Dave

Tis strange. "Get a life you stupid individual" is allowed to stay, but suggesting that certain posters might be less than honest gets deleted?

Felicity

You're namechanging Felicity/Tabitha. Do you have multiple personalities too?

Big Dave

maybe soemthing to do with that mn bedgebury comp that has appeared on the home apge

Fio will be after me for passing myself off as Felicity.

Tabitha

Felicity

Who told you my maiden name?

Tabitha

yes fill in a short questionnasire about christmas stockings and win a fantabulous day out at bedgebury

it will only take a minute

second prize two days out at bedgebury lapland uk

Felicity,

Are you defiantly...sure that it...was Dorothy?

I in no way...work for Lapland UK...but both all my...friends have told...me that it's...fantastic value ...for money and...so much fun...anyone who disagrees...will be dealt with...and deleted...

Tabitha

is there such a place as bewl water

this sounds like some unpleasnat bodily excrescence

rofl serendipitous posting there

this thread is taking fucking ages to load on my laptop

This thread is seriously the best fun EVER. I have never laughed so much while on my laptop!

I once had a really bad case of bewl water. I thought the antibiotics would never get rid of it. Thank goodness for old Dr Smithers.

Dr Smithers thought...that Lapland UK...was a fabulous...way to spend...a month's salary...much cheaper than...a champagne-fuelled trip...on a private jet...to Lapland...

No I really...don't get any...commission from them....

Tabitha

Just want it noted that Felicity's post at 1414 made me literally LOL

This thread is fab (apart from the deletions, MN Towers ).

a little bird tell s me that at the lapland uk crisis meeting

felicity suggested a feasibility study

would it be economically viable to dig ourselves out of this hole by filling it with excrescences from staff members and creating a brand new attraction at very little cost