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Let your love light SHINE (Y)

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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instructionstothedouble · 05/07/2010 22:13

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TrillianAstra · 05/07/2010 22:14

..in every corner of our world?

CrispyTheCrisp · 05/07/2010 22:15

I am Crispy. Although feeling a tad on the stale side atm. Have lost 4 stone, put a couple of pounds back on and am now pioneering the 7 day crisis bikini diet (TM)

Did you have a good weekend Double?

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Alicetheinvisible · 05/07/2010 22:18

Well done Mouse, and we actually used up the last thread

Anyway, i am Alice and i ought to go unload the dishy and clear up dinner stuff, i may just stack it neatly and go to bed however.....(i am rock'n'roll like that)

PortiaNovmerriment · 05/07/2010 22:20

Hello! I am Portly, er, Portia, and mainly here to talk bollocks.

Gigantaur · 05/07/2010 22:21

portia talks the bollox and i talk about cock., we are the perfect pairing.

oh, and im me

Goober · 05/07/2010 22:22

Hello strangers, and Hellllo Mouseface. I am Goober, I have lost 30lbs and can't lose any more, though trying.

Just back from a double class and very hot I am too.

I want cock.

TrillianAstra · 05/07/2010 22:22

And cock Portia, don't forget the cock.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/07/2010 22:27

SAAAAAAFFF!

Hello, I'm Bitter, 1 stone 7lb to go. I avoid the cake talk because I don't like cake.

I just don't, OK? Deal with it.

Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:28

First snogging of the thread I think you'll find.

Sorry it was me again, the TIT

I didn't realise we were so close to the end and then panicked!

Hope this title is ok?

Oh, and Portia, you my gorgeous, are far too sexy for your own good. Portly? I think not.

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:29

Bitter - good to have you back! xx

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TrillianAstra · 05/07/2010 22:31

You do like cheese though right Bitter?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/07/2010 22:31

Good to be back.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/07/2010 22:32

Trills - cheese is my downfall. I love cheese. Christ, I'm not a complete weirdo!

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CrispyTheCrisp · 05/07/2010 22:35

Good to hear it Double & glad things ok Bitter

I like cheese too, as Fanny will testify

Right Ladies, I am off to dream about cock whist sleeping rather than expend energy talking about it. Multitasking i believe

Gigantaur · 05/07/2010 22:35

anyone that doesn't like cake is just wrong. but we have discussed this at length. I hope you are seeking therapy for your weirdness bitter.

I am me and i need to lose roughly...Portia.

But i like food too much so i doubt i will.

i just hang around cos i like sitting with the mean girls

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/07/2010 22:38

No therapy - I'm out and proud. Cake is too sweet, it sticks to the roof of your mouth and it just doesn't taste that good. Stick that in your magimix and bake it.

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:49

Time for bed.

Sweet dreams of cock cake and cheese ladies.

Be back tomorrow.

Night xx

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DidEinsteinsMum · 05/07/2010 22:53

Anyone want a 5yo on sleep med break. likely to be up for hours yet and start the morning about 5am?

Nope didnt think so. just marking place and will be back another time.

Night.

wastingaway · 05/07/2010 22:54

Hello I'm wastingaway, hopefully. I've got millions of lbs to lose.
I'm avoiding aspartame, doing the Shred, wearing the pedometer and have reaffirmed my faith in the Lord.

DidEinsteinsMum · 05/07/2010 22:56

Wasting!!!!! good to see you !!!!! must fly and try to shove the duracel bunny into bed before he gets a second wind and new bateries...

Hope t catch up soon!

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