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High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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Lizzylou · 15/05/2010 14:03

Gosh, I am going to have to destress before I go round to my friend's tonight, it's been like a Muppets Open House in here! So many moany dim people. I am liable to grab the first bottle of wine I see and just glug it straight down my neck

Bella, I just wanted to show you how much we all think of you, because you always think of everyone else xxx

Lizzylou · 15/05/2010 14:05

SAF, could you get something on the way there to your Mom's? No idea if that is feasible.

Hmmm, some vouchers?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 14:06

Aw, Lizzy you're lovely

Bottle of plonk saf?

I agree, I would usually avoid town like the plague on a saturday.

Lizzylou · 15/05/2010 14:08

Bitter has it! How about a bottle of her fave tipple, SAF?
Gin/Champagne whatever. You must have an offy close by?

Alicetheinvisible · 15/05/2010 14:09

Lizzy - do it!!! I could murder a bottle glass of wine

Lizzylou · 15/05/2010 14:11

Alice, I'll blame you when I am "delicate" tomorrow then

Not long now, you really are doing fab with your weight as well, you'll be one of those Wag Moms who have a baby and then are straight back into their jeans

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Alicetheinvisible · 15/05/2010 14:14

lizzy - i will hold you to that! I will be wailing on here at christmas "But Lizzy promised...." I won't be here to take the blame tomorrow, we are off to Kent for the day to see friends and godchildren

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 14:16

Me!!

I already went to see him on this tour though, when I bought the tickets he hadn't added the extra dates.

Am tempted to go again, though..

toccatanfudge · 15/05/2010 14:17
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Alicetheinvisible · 15/05/2010 14:19

I have wasted today!

CBA to do anything constructive though. Was going to make some cakes but meh. Will go to the horses shortly, then on to waitrose.

Roasted veg and couscous with sausages in pitta tonight i think......yum

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 14:25

You got the DVD player sorted Tocc?

Brilliant, well done, a free babysitter!

Thing is Saf, it's 30 quid a ticket, bit much when I have already seen it.

Get the strictly tickets for your mum if you can afford it, that's a fab present.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 14:25

I think Circle is closer.

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toccatanfudge · 15/05/2010 14:28

I did

just as well as although DS1 is denying being disappointed about exH not having them today the've been an absolute nightmare this morning.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 14:58

Tocc, sorry XH let you down - can't say it's a big surprise

No idea about campari - never drunk it.

Your Mum will love her pressie though - beans on toast for all of next week?

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