High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

[DidEinsteinsMum]

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

Oi Bella where's my kiss?

Very impressed with your dad's cake Bella, you are so talentet it's really lovely!

Morning Wasting, glad you seem to have blocked the little buggers entrance Those little Ant nest/bed trap thingys (good technical term that!) work very well too if you can get your hands on some!

Alice that's not bad at all, I'd be thrilled if that were me, 12 weeks to go where's that time gone?!

Norma, you are always welcome to have one of my kisses >

That do ya?

Thanks for the compliment on the cake btw!

Bella i will definitely try and make next sunday, will try and leave the lakes early so i can get back so i can come and meet you and bof

Alice i weight more than you and im not even pg my tits weight a stone each though

Oooo Bella You are naughty, but I like you

Have you weighed your tits recently Vin?

hopefully this time next year i wont have to take off to the Lakes, as i will actually be living there

Hello! It's me , Shiney!

Have I missed anything?

Anyway, it's a lovely day here in sunny Northants. We are going shopping and then out for lunch.

But no sex - not date 12 yet.

Hope you are all well x x

i have weighed them no, might do it later and get back to you

grilled bacon and scrambled eggs is fine SAF, your making me hungry now

hello Shiney..... hang on, are you sure that is you? whats with the kisses? are you feeling alright

Shiney? Kisses? No, not buying it, who are you & what have you done with Shiney?

damn my laptop battery is nearly dead and i havent bought my charger ( in mates house)

will have to catch up with you all later, have a nice day y'all

Oh God - I need a delete button!! The kisses kinda slipped out. I retract them immediately.

Unless you want a big snog? With tongues?

Strangely my bump hasn't got any bigger for a few weeks now, just harder! and weight wise i weighed the same as i do now on my wedding day. Despite technically being overweight then, i still don't think i look it in the pics iyswim? And i usually look much bigger in pics than real life. Maybe i should swan around in full length taffeta gowns everyday

I think full panic will set in at about 30 weeks

Vinny - have you got a full week in the lakes?

Right best clear off out before the DC wake up DH - see you all a bit later

Help, help!

The people from Mills and Boon are holding me hostage!

saf - yeah, grilled bacon abs. fine, just don't eat the fat. and meat prob. a good choice, as protein v. filling

vinny - will probably piss it down, take good rain gear.

this thread seems to be clustering round Northants, it's going to turn into the Northants triangle...

shiney - it's date 12, so you are allowed a snog with..........whisper.......tongues now you know. you can take the chastity thing a bit far these days.

no Alice, i will just stay till Monday probably, i can go to work from there and leave the finnster with my parents and they will bring him home

i go most weekends as my folks have a house there

whats the randsom shiney? quick before my battery goes? ill give then a pack of penguins to get you back

ney fear total, i always keep me wellies in the boot of the car just incase, you never know in the lakes

how bizarre - I posted that bit about snog with tongues BEFORE I read your snog with tongues post. great minds eh....

normal service is now resumed.

Don't know why Shiney can't log in under her own chuffing name...

Think she just wants to leave a trail of oddness under my name...

Hello all.

shiney - just show the mills and boons people redtube or the lovehoney website, they will spontaneously combust.

hello juju have you locked her back in the cupboard? shes trouble that girl