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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/05/2010 23:52

Good luck for tomorrow, yank.

Hope the salt thing works.

Wasting, it's only anecdotal, I know, but it worked for us.

wastingaway · 15/05/2010 00:01

Hope the ear clears Yank.

Saf, I'm going to pour it all around the house tomorrow. Hate them. Never had them at the last few houses we've lived in and I'm

DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 00:20

COCK!!!!

Fuck me i'm wired tonight.

on a serious note
Actually wasting ANT powder is POISIONOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becareful where you put it. And i believe actually nippon is a retracer poison. It will reduce numbers throough deaths. though not at site of application.

I love the evening. is it full moon yet?????

Ah new moon, that explains it
Isnt life fab?

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wastingaway · 15/05/2010 00:22

Ahhhh.....

DEM, it says it's safe indoors.
And it's a pale brown, so probably is ground cinnamon.

DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 00:26

not nippon then. but safe indoors does not mean kid safe always. double check.

Man have i had a weird night.

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YanknCock · 15/05/2010 00:29

i'm back again.

tried to warm up salt but stupid microwave seems to have broken midway through. salt is a bit warm but not very.

the remembered I need to express, so am sitting with pump holding salty sock to ear with shoulder and typing with one hand

DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 00:31

hmm. I still recommend an antihistamine. my ears get terrible when hayfever is bad. Exactly how you describe yours.

Still in weird mood. I want to got out.

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wastingaway · 15/05/2010 00:32

Oh Yank, what a picture! Bless ya.

DEM, what I wanted was that stuff in a box that they take back to the nest but all they had was this powder. It does say kid safe, but then it says not to get it into ground water.

I'm going to wipe it all up again in the morning before I let Ds in the kitchen.

So just how weird was your night DEM?

YanknCock · 15/05/2010 00:37

DEM, i had bad allergies and sinus infections as a kid/teen, but it doesn't feel like that. given what's come out of the ear tonight/last night I can believe wax is the cause of the hearing loss, just not sure why it happened all of a sudden.

15 more minutes till lost is downloaded...would it be really bad to stay up and watch it?

DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 00:41

yep, but you'd enjoy it.

seriously weird. i have been discussed. and people who dont normally make effort to talk have talked to me. normal collection of hugs though.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 15/05/2010 00:46

I'm off to bed.

Actually, I was off to bed an hour ago, but I really am now.

Yank, I really hope you sort it out

If I could 'borrow' it from you just to give you a rest I would, you know.

Nighty nighty nightnight .

DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 01:35

Stomps around thread whilst everyone else sleeps.

kutski is on and not quite helping me to settle. plus my jumper stinks of the rink. tis lushous. a smell that makes me feel at peace.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 15/05/2010 01:38

so why am i so wired and in werid mood

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NormaSknockers · 15/05/2010 07:31

Bloody hell you lots can talk

Morning all, sorry I've missed flipping loads hope everyone's ok?

Tea??

VinegarTits · 15/05/2010 07:38

ooooh tea, im gasping, i'll have a strong cup (like my men) thanks Norma

i weighed myself on mates digital scales and i have lost another 4 lb since i last weighed myself!, i am and

NormaSknockers · 15/05/2010 07:44

Well done Vinny that's great, way to go you! Sorry, all out of strong men....

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VinegarTits · 15/05/2010 08:01

Hes a growing boy saf, the finnster is the same

I think i might throw some stuff in a bag this morning and and go to the Lakes, means i can get out and do a nice long walk (cant do that where i live, frightened of the hoodies )

NormaSknockers · 15/05/2010 08:01

Ok

NormaSknockers · 15/05/2010 08:05

Damn those hoodies Vinny A wlak on the lakes sounds lovely, very picturesque I bet! I'm off out in a sec with the DC, DH on nights so tend to get out the house to let him sleep in peace think we may head down the beach as the sun is shining.

bellavita · 15/05/2010 08:07

Yay - way to go Vinny > - it would be so fab if you could make next Sunday....

Have a lovely time Yank at the wedding today.

Norma, you are a doll with your tea trolley x

Just having a coffee before breakfast - scrambled eggs this morning, and then I need to get showered and get my lardy arse down to Clintons so they can blow the helium balloons up for tonight and then take them over to where we are eating tonight along with the cake.

Need to nip into M&S too, so I just might get a bag of veg stir fry to have for lunch which then should hopefully leave me enough points for tonights meal. We are having champagne to start with on arrival. I think I will have the tomato and crab salad for the first course and then will have to see what is on the specials etc for main.

wastingaway · 15/05/2010 08:08

Morning! Well done Vinny!

Sorry for dissapearing last night DEM, laptop battery died.

Got to run, it's DS crappy birthday party/ everyone watching the football this afternoon, and I've got lots to do.

Can't see any ants this morning, so I must have blocked their entrance.

Bye!!!

bellavita · 15/05/2010 08:10
Alicetheinvisible · 15/05/2010 08:11

Morning all

Well done Vinny!!!

I weighed myself this morning (silly i know) and i am spot on 11st. I was 9.9st before pg, so that is only 1st4lbs so far which doesn't seem too bad. Have got 12weeks 2days to go

Really sunny here, not sure how cold it is out yet. Want to get a fair bit done today. DH isn't home til about 11.30pm, and we are off to kent for the day tomorrow.

Have a good day everyone

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