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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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bellavita · 14/05/2010 17:11

ID - Oooh get you with your date

I have been cleaning too. DS1 brought a mate home from school. I have not seen him since Yr6 at primary - I asked him what his mother had been feeding him for him to grow so much . They are upstairs watching Lesbian Vampire Slayer - I am trying to ignore the language and sounds coming from the tv!!

Wine time sounds good Vinny

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/05/2010 17:16

Kitchen is clean, Laundry is on, dinner is in the oven, DS is a pain, DD is awake.

I will be back at Gin O'clock.

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VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 17:29

the handbag thing on FB, i set my status to 'i like it under my desk at work' (my handbag obviously) and my niece asked what i was doing under my desk bless her

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/05/2010 17:29

Don't get a collie !

Wait a year and have one of my Wei's!

I'm not really here, I'm waiting to dish up dinner.

Glad the relish was delish!

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 17:30

dog or a boyfriend? theres not much in that one, they are pretty much the same, except dogs are loyal

TrillianAstra · 14/05/2010 17:33

Pasta is nicer than burger king. Especially with lots of cheese. Do you have any parmesan?

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Lizzylou · 14/05/2010 17:45

Excellent checklist, SAF.

Can't decide whether to go for a run when DH gets back, it looks like it is going to piss it down and am shattered. Have exercised every bloody day since Sunday, but will have a weekend off.
What to do, what to do?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/05/2010 17:48

I haven't been on a date in about a decade. I don't think I would remember how!

Just the bath and feeding the dog to do.

I reckon DS has been up since about 5am so I am planning to have both the DC in bed by 6.30.

Then I shall come and have a drink with you.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 14/05/2010 17:51

And from your list, looks like I have married me a good man!

Except that he keeps me chained to the house of course, but then he does do all of the ironing, so I guess that balances it out

traceybath · 14/05/2010 17:53

Hello!

Yeay - dc's engrossed in cbeebies - it is friday after all

When will I bloody get a period - Bea is 9 months old now and I know I'm still bf but not through the night. Just feel like I've had pmt for about 2 months now which must be delightful for my family .

SAF - like your list

Seeing a SALT on monday re. ds2's speech - am a little nervous although not as worried as I was as it has come on really well in the last month or so.

Whats everyone up to this weekend? Am getting eyebrows threaded tomorrow and DH doing a bike race on sunday which I was going to watch but weather forecast looks awful.

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 17:55

i cant open my wine till later SAF, got to drive to my drinking partners friends house in a bit

bellavita · 14/05/2010 18:01

Hi Tracey

I have not had a period this month and I was 9 days late last month . Sounds like your DS2's speech is coming on a treat. We saw a speech therapist with DS1 when he was about 5.

My eyebrows are non existent really due to over plucking in my teens

Tonight I am decorating my dad's birthday cake - have just put the first layer of butter cream on, need to do one more then I can put the fondant on. Tomorrow parents are coming and we are out in the evening for a meal and then brother, sil and children are coming over on Sun and I am cooking for everyone - birthday lunch, parents staying over again and going home Monday morning.

bellavita · 14/05/2010 18:03

I wouldn't fancy standing out in the cold watching a bike race....

traceybath · 14/05/2010 18:04

Sounds like a yummy cake Bella - do you know what you're cooking for lunch?

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