High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

[DidEinsteinsMum]

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

Alice - it took us all ages to work out why not!!! (we're a bit thick in the Midlands)

Double - sorry, I missed it, please spill all details....

That sounds great. Will have to speak to the fashionable ones about what to wear though.....

Yay for Double's date and Hells's friend having postive news.

I like Fred, I think you should have gone for Fred/Rose Fluff, they would never get picked on at school

Just bought some lovely steak for dinner tonight, will have it rare with a salad, DH will have potato wedges as well.
Ummmmmm

Hello!

Have had a nice afternoon with Toccata.

Love the name Fred. In fact I may pinch it if I have another DS Not very likely.

Double - very exciting about the date!!

DF - piccies of brooches?

Well done to those still losing, I've not weighed myself for a couple of weeks so I have no idea where I am.

DEM - go in training clothes.

Saf at the compliments, but you could be describing yourself

Hope everyone is ok, must go and sort out this shit tip (I know, cleaning again )then start dinner.

she really did bring me cock soup as well !!!

It's true, Toccata is cock obsessed

Maybe you should namechange to Cockatta?

yes I spent a lot of time this afternoon talking about cock didn't I...............my ex

SAF - I'm sure there are nice single men...........though I'm still looking......

SAF, I know a lovely single man, he is about 150miles away from you though, if you live where I think you do.

There are some nice ones out there, happy hunting SAF and Tocc

Saf, I have a lovely friend who is single, although I also suspect he may be gay.

Right, I really am off to clean.

Someone please tell me that pasta bows in tomato/veg sauce with grated cheese is waaaay nicer that Burger King (even with money off vouchers) and that i am a Very Bad Parent if i go to Burger king? Please?

Really must get going, my car is parked fecking miles away and the horses need doing and DD is falling asleep....

Pasta is waaaay nicer than Burger King, it'll give you wind will a BK, Alice, eat pasta!

SAF, am in Lancs, so NOrthwest of you, prob more like 170miles actually. My mate used to live quite close to you I think.

Ta Double
I have now uncrossed my fingers and have a craving for a Mushroom double swiss

ID I did my 'answered it in my head' thing but didn't actually type anything.

I have loads of conversations in my head and can't remember if I actually had them or not...

Sounds good though.

I have had two slices of toast and a piece of cake. . I am hungry but don't fancy anything.
No, actually, I want to sit down to eat something that somebody else has cooked and then have them do the washing up as well. And then be told to put my feet up whilst someone else does the washing/folding/hoovering/mopping/tidy the kids bedrooms.

Hmm...chicken Nuggets and mushy peas..

'round our parts'

nearly wine time ☺☀❈