High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

[DidEinsteinsMum]

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

sausage cheese and brown sauce is delicious mmmm

Im just kidding, its not my birthday so no need to dress me up like a twat or buy me cocktails, thanks

Thanks Hells - would you be able to post it for me if i text you, as my laptop wont accept bluetooth from junior's phone then you can airbrush me

will get one sorted when junior gets in, although i will prob have to delete it pretty sharpish when the anxieties start to rise

Jet - i hate the colour of my hair too, but when it is straitened it goes much shinier and looks a better colour iyswim? Have you thought about going on a day when the junior hairdressers are training and getting a free cut? You could try just a trim with some layers and see how you get on and as it is free you haven't wasted any money? I always think i want my hair shorter than i actually do, then get depressed that i can't do anything with it (very thick with big curls, if you look on my FB profile at my wedding pics, that is all my hair)

Helles - that dress is beautiful and i want to be that woman with the hair thing and the cat Would it fit a 12 but with a big bust?

Mouse - all is not lost, drink lots of water and eat lots of fruit and it will help you feel healthier (says the woman who has just had a gingerbread latte and huge slab of cake.....)

Jet - I'm utterly clueless on posting pics! Sorry....is there anyone else more techinically able here?

Alice...not sure...you have a small back don't you (I seem to recall) so should be fine. Why not try? I'll post it to you on Tues (when I"m at work). I'll get in touch about addresses and all that gubbins.

Ooh, lovely. I am usually only a 32F so yes small back.

Thnaks you for not shooting me.

SAF - do you do any exercise? You sound like perhaps toning up would be the way forward (just the impression i get from your posts)

Well done Mouse

.......which is clearly affecting my spelling.....

thanks not thnaks

Sorry your ear is still hurting Yank

Mouse - you have had a lot on this week, just start again from tomorrow.

Vinny! - is it really not your birthday then? or are you just trying to put us of the scent now you have mentioned it?

Jet - you have done amazingly well.

My food for today has gone a bit belly up. I had yogga brekka with strawbs. I then was going to have scrambled egg when I got home (am home now) and the left over veg curry for tea. I completely and utterly forgot that yesterday when I was in M&S I bought one of those fabulous flat bread sarnies that Shiney always raves about (they are delish). So I walked in and for some reason I put the curry on to warm in the microwave instead of doing scrambled eggs .... went into the fridge and discovered my sandwhich. So I will have that for tea with some salad instead.

Have got loads of cleaning to do this afternoon and then tonight I will decorate my dads cake, so I may not be around much.

Hey Bella

Hello Alice, how are you today? My job share colleague is due on the 20th July - she is smaller than me at 4ft 8". When she got to work at lunch time she told me she was finding that her bump felt rather heavy.

I am not surprised! When you are small there is just nowhere for it to go is there? I am 5ft3(and a half!) so although on the short side, it is more managable. My bump has literally stayed the same for about 3weeks now, but my bum has got bigger as i am having terrible trouble with my underwear all of a sudden

Well done on the date Double

Howdy all.

Will be back in tonight. Need to housey crap but wanted to say hi first.

just got a text from my lovely friend and the cancer hasn't reached her lymph nodes! So although she still has to have a hysterectomy it's unlikely she'll have to have chemo.

Finally she got some much deserved luck! Phew

You must be very relieved for your friend, Hells.

at your 4oz Yank.

Alice - I have a similar friend, it gets tiresome, doesn't it?

hey we are all aloud to lose track ye know... especially when we are stressy and hormonal. The key is just not to let it be the tip of a slippery slope. give yourself a break young lady (( ))

Hi all.

I got back from work and clocked out after a tough night with DD.

SaF you feeling any better? you were AWOL yesterday.

Yank.. (( )) awww I bet you have about had enough now flower. xx

I dye my own hair but tis easy as it is so short and cut costs £27 and I am very happy.. includes wash, cut and blow dry (and head massage).

Oh Hells, that is fabulous news.. . I hope all goes well for your friend xx

Helles - such a relief for her! Still not great i know, just being positive.

DIB - i am giving up on her for the moment, not worth the hassle tbh.

Hey Mitts

thats great news Yank

Sorry, and hello Goober