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High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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KerryMumbles · 14/05/2010 11:24

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DeFluffy · 14/05/2010 11:26

I HATE YOU LIZZY. £35 Jesus Christ!!!!!

Am still arsing around on here and avoiding the brooches. Now I have insulted Lizzy and worried Jet my work here is done

Kerry - not telling till you tell us the rest of the border guard story

Anyway, I'm off ----->

hellsbelles · 14/05/2010 12:08

Jet - I suspect it'll swamp her then. Better not take up even more wardrobe space...I recall the young lady already has storage issues for clothes (with more wardrobe space than her mum!)

And re hair colour sorry - I didn't realise you didn't like it...what my mum did was get a one off consultation & clr from the hairdresser (so they helped her decide on the tone etc) and then did the up keep with home dyes. And her hair always looks fab.

jetcat · 14/05/2010 12:20

fluffy - you didnt worry me you daft bat - i just had to pick mini up from nursery

how about > i put a pic up and then you can advise me properly? Mind, i still cant figure out bluetooth, so i would have to text it to one of you, then you would put it up for me IYSWIM>>

Bella - am impressed. Your hair looked lovely when we met, i thought it would have cost a fortune!

Hells - agree about the dress, It is a shame though, as it is lovely

traceybath · 14/05/2010 12:21

Morning!

Bella - well done on another pound off - can't be much more to go now.

My BIL is a fab hairdresser which is very lucky indeed.

Average for cut and blow dry and hi-lights round here would be about £100'ish.

I am wearing sandals and it is freezing - I am mad.

Oh and the 2 pounds I'd put on have gone again as have been very strict food wise this week.

Have just cooked some rhubarb - I love rhubarb so having that for lunch.

Lizzy - I am so impressed at all the exercise you are doing - you must be super toned now.

YanknCock · 14/05/2010 12:31

bella, yay for the pound off!

Alice, how annoying re: friend letting you down again.

hells, get you hob-nobbing with celebs!

jet, am so inspired by you getting into exercise--it might happen for me yet....

as for hair, I do colour out of a box too and try to stick near my natural shade as I don't do it often enough to keep up with roots. Haircuts I go to a local place and never pay over £35. I think they do a nice job. My next big wish hairwise is to try this hydrowave thing at the place I get my waxing done--it's like a perm but better and lasts 2-3 months. Would like to have some natural looking curls but not willing to commit to growing them out! Perhaps for my birthday...

tracey, hello! good work on your 2lbs off again.

I am at home being a bit miserable. was supposed to have half day annual leave as we are meant to be going to london for this wedding. I did not go in at all--my ear still hurts, still can't hear out of it, and today is the last day of antibiotics which have done sod all. Going to GP at 3pm but need to drop extra milk at nursery since am not picking up DS early as planned.

This fenugreek stuff must really work! Have just got nearly 4oz off 1 boob when yesterday could only manage 1oz!

jetcat · 14/05/2010 12:42

Yank, if you could have seen me this morning jogging along on the treadmill, sweat dripping off me and bright ref - i think you would maybe think that exercise could wait But, fingers crossed it is doing the trick weight wise

So sorry your ear is still bad - you have really been through the mill lately

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 12:42

Alright lads

i cut and colour my own hair, i have never had a good experience at the hairdressers, they always fuck it up (must be jealous ) so i stop going to them years ago

i am officially old, i am 38 in 3 weeks

jetcat · 14/05/2010 12:42

errrm, that would be bright reD

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 12:43

My birthday is the a few days before our meet btw, so i plan on getting pissedcelebrating it then

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 12:50

where is everyone?

jetcat · 14/05/2010 12:54
VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 12:56

just you dare

jetcat · 14/05/2010 12:56

I have been busily sorting out still

would anyone have use for a pair of size 8 brown/tan (kind of a light brown) pair of knee high boots? I bought them at the sales at Dalton Park, in the hope that they would fit, but they are too narrow for me So, they have never been worn - if anyone would like them, give me a shout

YanknCock · 14/05/2010 12:57

I actually have a card that says 'happy birthday you fantastic old bastard'--not sure who I had in mind when I bought it, it is still waiting for someone!

Lizzylou · 14/05/2010 12:58

Oh Yank, poor you. Hope you get your ear sorted.

Vinny, we may have to make you wear a "Birthday Girl" sash and those beedley bopper thingies.

Jet, you are doing fab, really you are.

Tracey, all of this exercise isn't showing rewards just yet. Though DH did say I was looking "hot" this morning when I'd just got out of the shower. Think he wanted a cup of coffee though.

Lizzylou · 14/05/2010 12:59

Size 8?
Jet I would love them if you don't mind. I am posting your clothes out today.

Let me know how much you want for the boots, you could ebay them and make money.

Are you a size 8 foot?

VinegarTits · 14/05/2010 13:00

piss off you bastards im not coming if you buy me cards, its a cult meet, not vinny's birthday meet, i am NOT wearing badges/sashes/any shit with old git on it!

Mouseface · 14/05/2010 13:02

Afternoon, it's me, Mouseface.

I need to confess but I'm going to moan first.

I've had a shit few days, DS's reflux is super bad and we have to 'sit it out' to give the meds a chance. Arse.

I'm SUPER hormonal. And a cowbag to be around.

I'm in a world of pain after physio and hydrotherapy yesterday. My SPD is horrid.

So, here it is......... for breakfast I had a sausage and cheese sandwich with brown sauce on white bread, homemade.

I am shameless and weak and don't regret it. I feel bloody brilliant for indulging my mood but I feel I should confess to you shiney lovelies as you've been very supportive!

I promise I'll eat salad for the rest of the day.

I expect a huge telling off.

I shall wait on the naughty step.

Lizzylou · 14/05/2010 13:02

We could get you a humungous illuminous cocktail and put sparklers in it?

Lizzylou · 14/05/2010 13:03

Mouse
That is disgusting

I bloody hate brown sauce.

Salad and fruit for lunch then?

jetcat · 14/05/2010 13:04

they're yours then Lizzy Dont want postage - they're a gift! And yes, i am a size 8, but a very broad fit (although def getting smaller)

How about a bright pink cowboy hat then Vinny?

jetcat · 14/05/2010 13:05

you've had a tough few days mouse

hellsbelles · 14/05/2010 13:06

Jet - pic is a good idea - we could probably give a few more ideas if we saw that.

Vinny 38 is NOT old

Yank - good that the fenugreek is working...rubbish about ear - hope the GP figures out the right solution.

I'm supposed to be doing decluttering...but I'm lazy worried I'll wake up DD as it's near her room.

O.k...does anyone else want this in size 12 it comes complete with the cat and the snazzy head dress . Doesn't suit me at all but may suit fairer, younger slimmer person

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