Morning
Vinny - totally out of order . You could say something like 'look, i know i have done wrong but this has really humiliated me....' Passive aggressive i believe?
Double, bananas are about 100 cals each (depending on size obv), so 5 would be 500 cals, a third of my daily allowance
SAF - DD1 is 3.5 and still likes to be helped whereas DD2 is 20 months and god forbid you try and pick up her spoon. However IIRC DD1 was like this and has 'reverted' to needing 'help' when she doesn't really. I think they just try to assert their independence in some ways but want to be looked after like babies in other ways. All on their own terms obviously
Bitter - well done on the 1lb off, especially if food/shred not brilliant, maybe your general eating habits have altered subtely?
Wasting, hope you are feeling better? Could you try gargling TCP? absolutely foul but does the job every time
Enjoy puddle splashing all (including the grown ups ). I am taking DD2 shoe shopping this afternoon so might indulge in a bit myself!