That artichoke isn't funny anymore - 10/10 porkers thread

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For people who like to eat a lot of fruit and veg but also need to lose weight. We suggest 10 portions of fruit and veg a day, plus at least 10 mins of extra exercise. Weigh in day is Monday. No Atkins stuff or anything like that please , just healthy eating and exercising.

haaaaaaappy biiiiiirthday dear Master Aaaaaavi

yes
a new thread
yes indeed
and we shall call it......?

bring your own sandwiches?
this is a new twist
hope it is lovely, i so approve of no party bags, they are the devil's work for sure

i have been ravenous all weekend
i bet i have put those 2 lb back on
i think my tooth has been cured by the swedish face hoover
sorry i was a bit graphic after last dentist trip i will zip it next time

went to see Letters to Juliet today; it was really sweet and made me sigh happily

Pointy, Ellie, Tatties if you ever lurk - you must see this

i know it seems really obvious but have we ever had The Bean is Dead?
or Reel Around the Plantain?
or how about Some Veggers Are Bigger Than Others?

we must have had This Charming Mango
but you know when i search i can't find it

The Smiths songs go right over my head!

Be as graphic as you like Fra, I love graphic and I love details. That's odd isn't it?!

My food has been dire this weekend. Will report back later.

yes, I have seen that packham smiths compilation. Strange man but sweet.

I liek Some veggers are bigger than others.

i like reel around the plantain

That's good too.

I had burgers and nachos all day yesterday. Not good. Trying to redress the balance.

strawberries and grapes
o juice
some crusty bread, houmus, cucumber
mango yoghurt

5 so far. Making tea.

i don't know what's going on with my eating
not happy with it
i am not eating enough during the day i don't think so am cramming stuff in during the evening
however by the end of the day feel too hacked off to make a sandwich or another meal or something, so just eat ice cream and lumps of cheese and stuff

don't seem to have put on the 2 lb again
unless it just jumps on again overnight chizz chizz

pain au choc
ciabatta, stilton, grapes, chorizo and olives
nectarine
1/2 a can of coke (the first time coke has passed by lips in 3 weeks)
veg curry with mushroom rice

Looking at the list it doesn't look too horrendous, but it feels horrendous compared to what I have been eating.

My jeans are feeling v loose over my bum, waist and hips. Which is good, apart from the crtoch now hangs down in a very unattractive fashion. I've got a feeling though that if I buy a size smaller I won't quite get into them and I'll look like an over stuffed sausage!

mmm your food sounds good lemur
i think it is ok to have a weekend of less focus
tomorrow is monday and i shall start a new thread and we shall all weigh in and we will ALL have lost weight and we shall have a celebration
a very focused celebration

We can have a focused celebration with carrot sticks and lettuce leaves. We know how to party

How was Christchurch Park? I bet it got a bit chilly when the sun was in.

it was ruddy freezing this morning wasn't it? and my friend had put her back out, so we all went and sat on her excellent sofas instead and had our picnic there

I ate well at tea time.

chicken in ginger and corainder
soy bean and green bean salad
loads of beetroot
normal salad
another dollop of houmus
diet coke

I had it all going on.

I'd say a very good 9 portions, maybe up to 10

Forgive me veggers for I have sinned. We had the mother of all fry ups this morning for MrPinks's Father's Day treat. Seriously. Hash browns, fried bread, sausage, bacon, egg, mushrooms, tomato, beans. The lot. Then we went to a national trust castle and had an ice cream then we were quite late coming back and had a (white) pasta and cheese scone carb fest for tea.

I won't be checking in in the morning

Hope you had a good party Avi!

Lol at Pants in the Park! Glad you had a nice time anyway.

LOL @ "no doubt she won't ask next year"
after i explained it to her with an electric cattle prod

pointy

"diet coke"????

Pink you WILL be checking in in the morning
otherwise we will storm the sticker cupboard and run amok with your star charts

"otherwise we will storm the sticker cupboard and run amok with your star charts"

Is ther something wrong with diet coke?

I have just had my second diet coke but, no fear, the dds will have drunk it all by tomorrow evening.

Aspartame pointy. Neurotoxins. drink it, just don't tell them. I have sweetener in my coffee too.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and indeed woooooo hoooooooo. I've lost 1lb! Even after yesterday's carb fest!! Happy enough with that. And if I can lose another poound this week I'll break the magical next stone barrier!

Oh darn it. Dd's woken up! See you later! Fingers crossed for good results for all x

"is there something wrong with diet coke?"

i fear you are TEASING me, pointy
bad dog

right new thread
ooh i've forgotten how to do it

here it is chaps