That artichoke isn't funny anymore - 10/10 porkers thread

[CoupleofKooks]

For people who like to eat a lot of fruit and veg but also need to lose weight. We suggest 10 portions of fruit and veg a day, plus at least 10 mins of extra exercise. Weigh in day is Monday. No Atkins stuff or anything like that please , just healthy eating and exercising.

LOL it is still funny
there are some great stories on there

thanks for that link, have just lolled all over again.

that fmv was funny, eh?

have just signed up for Guardian free healthy eating plan thingy. With recipes etc.
my target is 8lbs 11 oz, according to them. Which is odd, because when I filled in the form, I put 9.5 down as target weight

ah bugger, 8stone, 11lbs....

sorry for being awol. I've had few ishoos going on surrounding ds1 but I feel like I've got over the hump and hope to be back on form in the next few days.

food consumption hasn't been too bad quantity wise, but not much f&v.

If you ever need another shrew let me know. The cats kill them all of the time but don't eat them as apparantly they taste funny.

If you have many slugs in your garden they are great fo stripping a carcass. It's horrid I know, but true.

my skeleton loving friend has emailed back with detailed instructions about how to rot a shrew
she said she is in the middle of decomposing something herself but it isn't working out as she can't get the skin to go properly
how did i get involved in this???

lemur sorry you have had some worries, i hope everything is on the up

ellie i always thought that looked quite good

avi do your tutors give you feedback as well or just a mark? agree it is a quandary
i once submitted the same essay twice for some (legitimate) reason and got a shit mark the second time round!

the TITLE? do you mean the actual title or the subject matter?

sorry that sounds daft, i mean was he objecting to the wording or to the topic
probably still daft but i am not sure

I am plateauing and I don't like it

weetabix
o juice
banana
mince, 3 new taters, carrots
apple
salad of tuna, gherkins, beetroot, chezza toms
one jacobs with houmus

maybe 8 there

boiled egg on marmitey toast (with low fat spread)
blueberries
apple
tiny tanger
carrot soup

roasted harissa chicken salad with chickpeas, red cabbage, avocado, tomato, cucumber, carrot, sweetcorn, peppers and olives

melon

feel like I've eaten a lot of good stuff today but prob only 7 portions.

I am striding out in my tone-up flip floppy things which arrived today. I wore them for 3 hours and my legs feel tired! Which must mean they work, surely?

Feeling bit better today

I don't trust dem fitflops one bit

do you mean, i will be moidered in my bed?

or do you mean you don't think they will work?

They were £35. they are a perfectly nice pair of sturdy, quite comfy flip flops which look ok enough for work. if they happen to give me legs like a gazelle, bonus!

pointy you have lost loads
you need to start exercising now, it will boost your metabolism and give you a nice shape and give you endorphins and stuff
i know you will resist but think how we talked you into eating fruit, about 2 years ago or something

i am sorry i didn't do an updated scoreboard after tues
i sort of lost track
if anyone would like to do one then please go ahead
i know guad and pointy lost a whole shitload of weight, good on you bitches

oh dear that did not sound nice AT ALL
i meant as in fruity bitches, affectionately
it was meant to be an honorific title

ellie my orthotic flip flops rub my fricking feet on the strap
i have enormous scab on foot from them
i just bloody give up with footwear
harrumph

cereal, fruit = 4
cheese rolls, chocolate biscuit
pineapple, mango and melon thing from M+s = 2?
pasta with roasted veg, pesto, cheese, broccoli and cabbage = 3
2 satsumas
chocolate

am prowling around for things to eat

lol @ violent fitflops

I don't do exercise, coK! Just this minute finished typing that on my other diet thread.

And are you confiusing me with someone who didn't like fruit? I will eat pretty much anything (which tends to be my trouble )

bitches. I thought you wre cross

i very much remember having to talk you through eating a ruddy apple or something
don't try and pretend it wasn't you
i will find the thread when i can be bothered, you used to be scared of f+v

we will make you exercise
yes we will
what do you like doing? cycling? how about swimming?